Requested by: zohaven

Starbucks: James + Sirius

Harper: Starbucks? Anyone?

Harry: Sure! I would like a caramel frappe, please!

Draco: *joking* Vanilla bean frappe or my father will hear about this.

Harper: *facewall* I mean the ship, Starbucks.

Snape: I used to ship it so much in school!

Harper: Professor Snape? You used to ship Starbucks?

Snape: Obviously, I thought they would make a cute couple.

Harry: Who does Starbucks consist of?

Harper: James and Sirius.

Draco: I ship Starbucks!

Hermione: ??

Draco: *sarcastically* So Potter wouldn't exist!

Harry: Well Malfoy's right, I wouldn't exist. But I respect those who ship it.

Snape: LIKE ME!

Luna: I can kind of see that. Even though, Harry wouldn't exist.

Ginny: If Harry wouldn't exist, I wouldn't be very happy so I broship or friendship it.

Harry: Aww thx babe ily <3<3!

Ginny: Ily 2 babe! <3!

Neville: I would find it pretty cute, but I kinda ship Wolfstar tbh.

Luna: Same.

Harry: Same.

Harper: Same.

Remus: I tried to set them up using love potion but Sirius first saw Snape and it was a strange story, to say the least.

Snape: I kicked him in the nuts.

Harper: So who ships it? I broship it!

Harry: Same.

Hermione: SAME.

Snape: ME!

Remus: Sort of, comically.

Harper: Sirius and Snape though!

Snape: PROFESSOR SNAPE TO YOU, Granger.

Harper: Right. Sirius and Professor Snape though!

Harry: Sirius and Snape! Comical ships! Yay!

Snape: 10 points from Gryffindoor for failing to call me professor, and another 10 points for shipping me with Sirius.

Sirius: I'm offended!

Harry: SIRIUS! *hugs Sirius*

Sirius: *hugs Harry*

Harry: Sirius?

Sirius: Yes?

Harry: Have you ever had a crush on my father?

Sirius: Nope. Well I sort of had a fake love potion crush on Severus.

Hermione: Are you serious?

Sirius: I'm Sirius.
Remus: 😂🤣

Sirius: F**k you, MOONY!

Remus: Siriusly, Padfoot. Calm down.

Sirius: I'm Siriusly calm.

Remus: *facewall* the puns.

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Sirius: I should buy Draco a dictionary for Christmas.

Harper: A dictionary? Why?

Sirius: I think all the words he knows are Mudblood, Potter, and my father will hear about this.

Harper: Oml true!

Draco: *pouts* I thought you were my friend.

Harper: *slaps Draco* even the green apple is laughing at you.

Draco: my father will hear about this!

Harper: Starbucks is an incredible ship name though.

Sirius and Remus: True.

Harry: True.

Harper: We broship and friendship it!

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