Harper: I'm in love with Wolfstar, but I also kinda ship Ronks.

Hermione: TOTALLY RONKS!

Ginny: Same girl.

Tonks: IM IN LOVE WITH REMUS!

Harper: Enough said.

Draco: What about Wolfstar?

Harper: Can we just split Remus in three?

Draco: Why three?

Harper: One for Sirius, one for Tonks, and one for me!

Draco: oml