Harper: Anyone ship Romione?

Ron and Hermione: We do.

Harry: That means I'm a third wheel, which is always awkward, but I'm glad they're both happy.

Draco: I crushed on Granger for the longest time, that's what breaks my heart about this.

Hermione: Me or Harper?

Draco: You.

Harper: Oh my god.

Hermione: Well I hate people like Malfoy and I love Ron.

Ron: and I love 'Mione.

Harper: Why can't they just call Hermione Hermy? Why 'Mione and not Hermy?

Ron: *to Hermione* I can call you Hermy!

Hermione: *slaps Ron* RONALD! EW!

Ron: *kisses Hermione*

Hermione: *kisses back*

Harper: Well that's clear. We ship it!

Viktor: I still like Hermoninny!

Hermione: My name's Hermione.

Harper: *laughs*

Draco: *scoffs* hahahahaha no.