Harper: MY OTP!!!!!!

Draco: Geez, Harper, I've never known you to be this excited before.

Harper: When it comes to shipping your classmates, you realize playing Cupid is fun!

Draco: When Goyle tried to play Cupid shipping Hermione and Crabbe together.

Hermione: That was horrible.

Crabbe: sure wuz.

Hermione: I so ship Nuna!

Ginny: MEEEE TOOOO!

Harry: Same!

Ron: *eating chicken* same here!

Draco: I sorta ship them....???

Harper: YAY!

Hermione: Chill, sis, you're kinda scaring me.

Harper: I love to play Cupid!

Draco: Almost as much as I like to go to Walmart and mock people.

Harry: Uhhh.... let's talk Nuna.

Neville: I sorta like Luna....

Luna: And I sorta like Neville....

Harper: YAY!

Everyone else: *claps*