Harmione= Harry + Hermione

Harper: Harmione? My sister dating Harry? Nah man.

Draco: I don't ship it either. I ship Harry with his narcissistic self.

Hermione: Harry isn't narcissistic!

Harry: I'm with Ginny...

Hermione: And I'm with Ron...

Harper: So we don't ship it as anything more than a friendship.

Harry: Or siblings.

Harper: Sorry, Harmione shippers! They just act more like siblings to me.