Harper: So. What do you think about Hagridore?

Draco: Hagridore? I'm sorry, I think I'm going to...

Harper: Vomit? Me too, Malfoy, me too.

Draco: Hey Granger?

Harper and Hermione: Huh?

Draco: Maybe you vomited on a road and your fans collected it, put it in a bag and sold it on eBay.

Hermione: You were obviously talking to Harper. This makes sense.

Harper: How do you know Harry Styles incidents?

Draco: I'm best friends with you?

Harper: Point proven.

Ron: oml I saw this the other day and legit just started vomiting. Ew. Just ew.

Harper: Back to Hagridore!

Hagrid: Dumbledore's a good person but ew. Just ew.

Harper: THANK YOU!

Dumbledore: I agree with Hagrid.

Draco: Thank you!

Dumbledore: Why are you thanking me?

Draco: Not another disgusting ship will set sail? I never saw Hermione Granger with Weasel.

Harper: I thought Hermione and Fred would get together.

Hermione: FRED?!?!

Harper: At least it's better than Hagridore.

Everyone: Agreed.

Sorry to everyone who ships this ship, these characters (and I) don't ship it.