Requested by: rosekook1

Fumbridge= Cornelius Fudge + Dolores Umbridge

Harper: NO! I THOUGHT THE DEMENTOR COULD KISS UMBRIDGE WITHOUT A FIGHT!

Draco: *tosses Harper a red apple* Geez, Granger, what's gotten into you?

Harper: *eats the apple* The admin is forcing us to react to a ship with the worst b***h ever!

Ginny: *walks into the room* Bellatrix?

Draco: My father?

Hermione: *enters the room* Malfoy?

Draco: HEY!

Ron: *walks into the room* *jokingly* Harper?

Fred: *walks into the room* That strange guy Percy works for?

George: That one girl at Starbucks that always takes way too long?

Draco: The admin?

Admin: *rolls eyes* You better be joking, Malfoy.

Draco: Fine, I'm joking. Geez, admin, lighten up!

Admin: I just read really sad fanfiction! Also, I burned all your apples. *smirks*

Draco: ADMIN!

Harper: *high fives the admin*

Ron: *jokingly* You sure it's not Harper?

Harper: *slaps Ron* Geez, Ron!

Ron: Pansy?

Neville: What about Phoenix?

Harry: *enters the room* Molly Voldy?

Harper: NO! THE BUBBLEGUM B***H!

Everyone: *groans*

Admin: I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK WHERE I KILL UMBRIDGE MYSELF, BUT PEOPLE WILL JUDGE MY SANITY!

Harper: *looks at the admin strangely* Also, happy birthday, Ginny.

Ginny: *smiles* Thanks.

(This chapter was made on 08/11/2017, Ginny's birthday)

Luna: *walks over towards admin* People judge my sanity often, but rise above it.

Harry: We should all kill Umbridge together.

Everyone: YAY!

Harper: There's a ship between her and Cornelius Fudge.

Harry: Fudge is awful, but Umbridge deserves worse.

Harper: I DON'T WANT IT TO GET IN THE WAY OF MY OTP!

Harry: You ship someone with Umbridge?

Draco: What did I get myself into by becoming friends with this lunatic?

Harper: *slaps Draco*

Draco: *playfully pushes her back*

Harper: DEMENTOR AND UMBRIDGE, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Everyone: *laughs* Thank god!

Admin: YAY! Harper! You're insane like me!

Luna: You're just as sane as I am.

Admin: LUNA QUOTES!

Everyone: *looks around*

Harry: You okay there, admin?

Admin: Sorry, just stayed up way too late on Wattpad and am practically surviving on caffeine.

Harper: Of course you are, admin, of course you are.

Harry: What about Fumbridge?

Harper: Their ship name makes me think of something dirty!

Draco: Immature!

Harper: Come on, Malfoy, you're one to talk.

Draco: Umbridge deserves the dementor. Not sure if the dementor deserves her though.

Everyone: YEAH!

Harper: Savage.

This was fun to write!

Have any more ships for them to react to? Comment them here.

Thanks so much and happy reading!
~RaddestPotterhead.