Requested by: rosekook1

Fron= Fred Weasley + Ron Weasley.

Draco: HARPER WILLOW GRANGER GET YOUR A*S OVER HERE!

Harper: *runs over towards Draco* What's up, Malfoy? Did your father hear about something he shouldn't have? *smirks*

Draco: *rolls eyes* Apparently, Fred and Ron are shipped together.

Harper: That's incest.

Harry: And right you are, Harper. *takes a bite out of a green apple*

Draco: *steals Harry's wand* Don't mess with my dear apple.

Harry: It's just an apple.

Draco: It's a pure blooded apple, unlike you filthy half blood!

Harper: But you're friends with me...

Draco: *rolls eyes* right...

Draco: LONGBOTTOM! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE WITH MINI-WEASEL AND ZABINI!

Ginny, Neville, and Blaise run into the room.

Neville: Draco, what's wrong?

Draco: *running around the room like a crazy person* URGH FRED AND RON ARE SHIPPED TOGETHER!

Ron: WHAT?? BLOODY HELL, WE'RE BROTHERS!

Fred: You're bloody right; that ship is disgusting.

Fred and George: *chanting* WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF WTF WTF WTF!

Blaise: WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD! WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!

Luna: *joins in* WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!

Harper: *joins in* WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!

Harry and Hermione: *join in* WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!

Draco: *joins in, but instead of chanting, he's just monotonously speaking* Weird weird weird.

Draco: *clears throat* WTF WAS THAT?!

Harper: It clearly expresses our thoughts for Fron. We respect those that ship it though.

Draco: I don't.

Harper: *slaps Draco* Yes, yes we do.

Draco: *rolls eyes* *sarcastically* Sure.

Harper: We rip it, right?

Everyone: WE RIP IT!

Fred: Thank god.

Ron: BLOODY HELL!

Harper: Language, Ron! Some people don't like cursing!

Ron: You curse like a trucker, Harper.

Harper: *laughs* True.

Ron: BLOODY HELL! BLOODY HELL! BLOODY HELL!

Hermione: *rolls eyes*

Draco: *taking a bite out of a green apple*

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