Requested by: zohaven

Dumarry= Dumbledore + Harry Potter.

Ron: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!

Harry: Oh my god, I think I might need a vomit bucket.

Harper: *tosses Harry a vomit bucket*

Harry: *vomits into the bucket* Thanks, Harper.

Harper: Anytime, Harry.

Draco: This is disgusting! My father will hear about this!

Harry: I love Dumbledore, but in a mentor/student type of way....

Dumbledore: Same goes to Harry...

Harper: So we rip it!

Dumbledore: The age gap is insane! Like hundreds of years!

Harper: The age gap is insane! How could people ship this?!

Neville: IKR! THIS IS SO STRANGE!

Luna: I think Dumbledore's way too old for Harry, honestly, if they were the same age, maybe I could see it.

Ginny: Same here. Also, I love Harry!

Harry: And I love Ginny!

Cho: *in head* I had a crush on Harry once.

Draco: *in head* I had a crush on Harry once.

Harper: REVELATION!

Dumbledore: I love Gellert Grindelwald...

Harper: What are your thoughts about Dumarry?

Fred and George: *chanting* WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF!

Harper: Silencio!

Fred and George: *become quiet*

Draco: My father will hear about this ship.

Since Harper's out at a Quidditch game instead of writing the outro, it's my turn!

Have any normal ships for us to react to? Comment them here.

Have any weird ships like this one for us to react to? Comment them here.

I hope this pen isn't infested by Nargles.... I had to throw away multiple pens because Nargles have infested them.

"Just because it's in your head doesn't mean it's not real." -Albus Dumbledore

Thank you so much and happy reading!