Requested by: DancingOnFlames_

Drolly= Draco Malfoy + Molly Weasley

Draco: WHY DO ALL THESE WEIRD SHIPS HAVE TO INCLUDE ME?! FIRST, DRARRY, THEN DROCK, THEN DROLLY?! I WILL NEVER LOVE WEASEL'S MUM!

Ron: BLOODY HELL, THIS IS A THING?!

Harper: Drarry's not weird. At least not as weird as Hagridore.

Draco: *sneers* DON'T. REMIND. ME.

Harper: Chill, Malfoy, chill.

Draco: *storms off* Never!

Fred and George: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!

Harper: *apparates with Molly and Arthur*

Molly: *reads the ship in horror*

Charlie: *randomly apparates* Fred, George, Mum, Dad, in Romania, these dragons are so interesting— DROLLY?! COME ON!

Draco: That was funny, Weasel, have to admit.

Arthur: Molly is mine!

Draco: YOU CAN HAVE HER!

Molly: Also, Draco, I'm way too old for you. It would also be very awkward for Harry; seeing that his mother figure started dating his enemy.

Draco: Thank you, Mrs. Weasley! Reasons why we should never get together!

Harry: THAT WOULD BE AWKWARD. STAY OFF MOLLY WEASLEY, MALFOY!

Draco: You didn't have to ask.

Harper: *laughing hysterically*

Draco: What's so funny, Granger?

Neville: *also laughing* Someone shipped Molly Weasley with Draco Malfoy.

Luna: And Draco's reaction was priceless.

Harper: Yup. Basic stuff, Malfoy, basic stuff.

Draco: *throws a bag of green apples into the air* MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT— WAIT! THESE ARE THE GOOD GREEN ONES! *tries to catch all the apples, but only successfully catches some* NOOOOO!

Harper: WHAT THE F—

Draco: *raises his eyebrows* Language, Granger.

Harper: *rolls eyes* Now, what's your opinion on Drolly?!

Everyone except Harry, Draco, and Harper: RIP IT!

Harry, Draco, and Harper: VOMIT IT!

Hey! Have any more ships for us to react to? Comment them here.

Well, I rip Drolly. This is plain weird. Sorry, Drolly shippers.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR 1K THIS IS AMAZING HOW DID A BOOK OF PEOPLE REACTING TO SHIPS GET THIS MANY READS?! IDEK BUT THANK YOU ALL! The admin and I are both stunned.

Thanks so much... and.... well, bye!
~Harper