Requested by: Lincolnlives2

Drarry= Draco Malfoy + Harry Potter

Harper: *laughing* HEY MALFOY, LOOK AT THIS!

Draco: *runs over towards Harper* I would never choose to be with POTTER!

Harry: Stop saying my name like that; you're going to spit in my face!

Draco: I WOULD NEVER BE WITH POTTER!

Harry: I would never be with Malfoy, that's for sure.

Harper: So they don't ship Drarry. I ship them for comic relief.

Hermione: I think Harry's better off with someone decent.

Draco: HEY!

Hermione: It's true though!

Harper: *laughs like a maniac*

Ron: *Eats popcorn*

Harper: *Eats popcorn*

Neville: *Eats popcorn*

Fred: RIP IT RIP IT!

George: PLEASE, HARRY CANNOT MARRY A MALFOY!

Draco: Let's be honest.

Harper: What's up?

Draco: Who hasn't had a crush on POTTER?

Harper: You mean...?

Draco: *nods* Yup.

Harry: *laughing* I knew you loved me! *hugs Draco*

Draco: *hugs back awkwardly* *in head* Only if you had done that years ago, now, get off of me POTTER. *out loud* This would be fifth year Draco's dream. Now POTTER, get away from me!

Ron: Well, Drarry existed.

Neville: Yup.

Fred: NOOOOO!

Harper: You guys should be more respectful of the Drarry shippers.

Fred: We should. Sorry guys!

Harper: So we don't ship it. Sorry Drarry shippers!

We don't ship Drarry, I wish the others would've been more respectful of the Drarry shippers, sorry guys! Feel free to ship on; that's the most important part of a ship is your imagination! Those are the long a*s things that Phoenix say, just wanted to give it a try, but I agree with her completely.

Have any ships for us to react to? Comment them here.

Thanks so much and happy reading!
~Harper Willow Granger

Who hasn't had a crush on Potter? Let's be honest. I know both Harper and I have, sorry not sorry Harper. Pansy has fallen for the guy too. Let's be honest. We've all had a crush on Potter at some point. Let's just get this clear— I don't like Potter anymore. He's a bloody git! My father definitely won't be hearing about that.

Remember that next time, readers!

~Draco Lucius Malfoy