Harper: I know who ships Drapple!

Ron: Who?

Hermione: *facepalm* are you really that clueless?

Draco: *eating a green apple*

Harry: This is pathetic. Draco's only friend is a green apple.

Harper: That's not true, but his apples will always be his best friends.

Neville: *laughing* I hate to laugh and totally approve a food ship but that's what I'm doing!

Luna: *examining the apples*

Draco: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DON'T TOUCH MY BABIES!

Luna: I'm checking to see if the Nargles infested it.

Draco: *facepalm* *returns to eating his apples*

Harper: So Malfoy definitely ships it.

Hermione: That's obvious enough.

Sirius: *takes a picture* Now, is his rich dad gonna buy him a ferret for Christmas?

Harper: I wish!