Harper: +Draco ! Oml.

Draco: Noooo! Why'd you torture me?!

Apple: ❤️

Draco: 😏

Harper: TOLD YOU!

Hermione: Draco? An apple? Really? At least it's better than you dating Bellatrix! *vomit*

Harry: That's a thing?

Harper: Yes, it is, so I woke Draco up with some fanfiction (about disgusting ships of course)

Draco: Harper, I regret being your friend!

Ginny: lol

Harper: If i wasn't your friend, your only friends would be minions and an obsessed little creep.

Draco: True.

Pansy: HEY! I'm not a minion!

Harper: You're the obsessed little creep.

Pansy: NO I AM NOT!

Harper: Yes you are.

Pansy: Draco doesn't agree! Don't you agree with me, Drakie poo?

Draco: Nope.

Harper: Congragulations Draco, you win the person award!

Hermione: How are you in Slytherin?

Harper: How are you in Gryfindoor?

Hermione: How do you exist?

Harper: How do you live?

Neville: Back to Drapple. I actually ship this oml!

Luna: Same!

Draco: 😳

Apple: 🍎

Draco: 😏