Harper: okay.... anyone ship Dramione?

Draco: Me and Granger?

Hermione: Nah, I'm never going to date Malfoy! He's a racist, prejudiced, mean, and gluttonous individual!

Draco: I'm hurt.

Hermione: Admit it. It's true. Harper, how are you friends with him?

Harper: It's either him, Pansy, Crabbe, or Goyle. And I hate Pansy.

Hermione: Who doesn't?

Pansy: ME!

Harper: Of course. Shut your pie hole.

Pansy: 🙄

Draco: I don't wanna be with Granger! My father will hear about this!

Hermione: Harper, does he say this a lot?

Harper: Yep. He says that more than he says his own name.

Hermione: Oml