Requested by: zohaven

Docks: Dobby + Socks

Dobby: (originally commented by many people, but originally from a random fanfic ) Dobby has always wanted clothes, but not like this.

Harper: I agree with you completely, people , you deserve an award.

Draco: Were you being serious or sarcastic? Also, that was a Tumblr post....

Hermione: How do you know about Muggle stuff?

Draco: I have a bit of a Tumblr addiction...

Harper: A little bit of both. So, this is gross.

Draco: It isn't gross. It's just weird.

Neville: It's so weird!

Hermione: *gags* Sorry.

Fred and George: *in the tune of Single Ladies* THIS IS WEIRD! WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!

Fred: WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!

George: WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!

Fred: WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!

Harper: If you like it, then you should've put a ring on it!

Luna: Alright, off with the weird song.

Fred and George: Alright.

Luna: It is incredibly strange why Dobby would be shipped with something we all use.

Everyone: Agreeing with Luna.

Dumbledore: I like socks too!

Neville: Well, that's awkward.

Harper: *jokingly* That's a love triangle!

Draco: This isn't even funny, it's just sickening.

Ginny: AGREED.

Sirius: *randomly apparates* Oh god. What weird ship now?

Dobby: THEY'RE SHIPPING ME WITH SOCKS!

Sirius: *gags* Sorry, guys, but I better go. I probably need to go heal from the Weird Ships Disease. *apparates*

Harper: *laughing* We've all contracted Weird Ships Disease, we all need healing.

Draco: TRUE!

Hermione: *walks into the room* What now?

Luna: They're shipping Dobby with clothes. You didn't miss much.

Hermione: *looks shocked* Okay.... These ships are getting weirder and weirder!

Ginny: I thought that Bellatrix and Sirius paired together was a weird ship. Boy oh boy, I haven't gotten a taste of the weirdness yet!

Luna: Agreed. I thought that Hagrid and Harry were weird.

Harry: SAME!

Harper: I'm ashamed of the fandom sometimes...

Draco: Aren't we all?

Harper: Yup.

Draco: Bloody hell, Granger, I didn't know these ships existed!

Harper: I swear, you're more than distantly related to Ron, Malfoy.

Dobby: Well Dobby rips it!

Everyone: As do we.

Since Harper's at the Three Broomsticks with Malfoy, I'm going to do the outro. This ship sure is strange, that's for sure.

Have any semi-normal ships for us to react to? Comment them here

Have any weird ships like this one? Comment them here.

I hope Harper doesn't torture me in the Ask Or Dare book, Ask Hermione Granger. This is already getting so strange; I didn't even think these ships existed.

Well, I better get studying for my NEWTS. Thanks so much and happy reading!

This is a weird ship! How does it even exist?

Thanks so much and happy reading!
~Admin.