Harper: What about Dobby and the Sorting Hat?

Fred and George: *chanting* WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF!

Ron: *joins in* BLOODY H*LL!

This loop happens three or four times before Harper silences them.

Harper: *very weirded out* Back on track...

Draco: My father will hear about this.

Hermione: What?? This is absurd!

Luna: You're just as sane as I am.

Harper: There's an entire account based on Dobby x the Sorting Hat. The admin's not letting me mention the person in the chapter cause she's f*****g Satan.

Admin: HEY!

Draco: It's true, [insert my last name here].

Admin: Shut up, Malfoy.

Harry: You even made a fan edit of me saying, "Shut up, Malfoy." *rolls eyes*

Neville: Fangirls. Typical admin.

Harper: Dobby x the Sorting Hat has an entire fan fiction and account! AISJWOSJSOSNWKSNSIS WHAT THE F*****G H*LL?!

Harper looks at the others, sitting, disturbed at Harper's outrage.

Everyone: What the f**k?

Dobby: *walks in* Dobby has always wanted clothes, but not like this.

Draco: *spits* DOBBY??

Dobby: Hello, Forever-Ex Master Draco.

Draco: *rolls eyes* My father will hear about this.

Dobby: Dobby sends his love!

Draco: *screams like the stereotypical girl*

Everyone bursts out laughing, especially Harper.

Harper: MALFOY! *laughing*

Ron: Bloody h*ll, Malfoy, you screamed like a girl!

Draco: *rolls eyes*

Hermione: *taunting Draco* Like that time I punched you and you ran away crying?

Draco: *cracks knuckles*

Luna: *softly* Like how you are ashamed to admit we're related?

Draco: It's all POTTER's fault... and the Sorting Hat's... *storms off*

Harper: Lets just pray this ship was a joke? *takes a bite out of a green apple*

Draco: *runs down the stairs and steals the apple* THE APPLE IS MINE!

Everyone: *laughs*

Please, request some ships, I'm out of ideas!
~Harper

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~RaddestPotterhead