Harper: What do you think about Chickron?

Harry: It's a legitimate ship!

Hermione: Geez, Harry, I didn't know you knew what legitimate means. I ship Chickron!

Draco: I SHIP THIS SO HARD!

Ron: I'm not that obsessed with chicken.

Harper: You make out with chicken wings.

Ron: I just make sure to get every part of chicken off the bone.

Harper: *Ron's crazily obsessed with chicken*

Ron: I OBJECT!

Voldemort: I have no opinion on this ship.

Fred and George: 😂 ship it!

Ginny: I ship this as much as I ship Harry and I!

Harry: Tru tru.

Harper: Has this ship sailed?

Everyone but Ron: YES!

Ron: NOOOOOO!