Rita: Ah my new subjects!

Luna: STAY SAFE FROM NARGLES!

Hermione: ONE PLUS ONE IS TWO!

Ginny: WOW THIS IS SO INTRESTING! IT'S LIKE I DECORATED IT!

Pansy: I HATE PANSY, WAH WAH WAH!

Lavender: I HATE LAVENDER, WAH WAH WAH!

Cho: I HATE BELLE FROM TWILIGHT, WAH WAH WAH! EDWARD BELONGS TO ME!

Belle: I HATE CHO FROM HARRY POTTER, WAH WAH WAH! CEDRIC BELONGS TO ME!

Rita: Where did you come from? This is Harry Potter ships not Twilight ships. This isn't even Cedric and Cho.

Belle: I DON'T CARE! I HATE CHO!

Cho: I HATE BELLE!

Rita: Note to self, never take baby versions of Harry Potter characters and...Twilight characters again and maybe today we can have the meeting in the room of requirement, yeah, that should do it. Thuna here we come.

Few Hours Later

Rita: So who all ship please say Aye

Everyone:...

Rita: Very sad, I'm the only one who ships Thuna.

Harry: Why are we in the room of requirement again?

Hermione: Yeah seems awfully strange

Ron: Chicken.

Luna: Stop obsessing over chicken Ronald

Ron: Stop saying that I have to stop obsessing over chicken...Luna

Theo: Umm...so this is awkward

Astoria: Chill, what's so awkward?

Theo: I'm getting shipped with someone who I don't like in front of someone I like

Astoria: So you would ship if I wasn't here then?

Theo: No, that's not what I-

Astoria: Well this is fantastic, Skeeter, what are we doing here?

Rita: Umm...I just like this place very much and-*Room of requirement door opens and a very angry Ginny comes in*

Ginny: Margarita! Why are there hundreds of children in my chamber. Two of them screaming they want Edward or they want Cedric and they hate each other!

Rita: One of them came from Twilight, some error.

Ginny: That is saved for Harry's mum! Where did you find that anyway, more importantly how?

Rita: I found the map in Potter's fifth year of Hogwarts.

Hermione: But, he didn't even take it out in his fifth year

Harry: Umm...I did actually.

Hermione: WHAT!? Why?

Harry: I was, how do I say this, trying to look at Ginny's name on the map to make sure she was alright because you know with Voldemort and all...

Ginny: Anyway what are we shipping?

Rita: Theo and Luna

Ginny: Who's Theo?

Theo: ME! You are friends with my girlfriend!

Astoria: Really, I am your girlfriend?

Theo: If you'd have me that is

Astoria: Oh Theo!

Ginny: Oh its Theodore and it's, the ship is with him and Luna

Rita: Yep but I think none of us ship it

Hermione: I frankly agree

Luna: You two are so cute!

Theo and Astoria: Thankyou

Luna: I'm talking about Rita and Hermione, not you  two

Rita and Hermione: I beg your pardon