Rita: Hello Neville and Harry, you both are here alone and today we are going to be dicussing the ship Nevarry and I would also like to ask both of you some queasions,

Lilly: Hello*looks at parchment* it says here, you are not going to use my chamber with the boy who lived and the boy who didn't live

Neville: Hey!

Harry: It's ok

Rita: I am going to kill that Weasley but she is right, I need more people, Alice Longbottem

Alice: Hello

Neville: MUM! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE MAD! THIS PLACE IS INSANE!

Lilly: *looks at parchment* this place isn't insane Neville, it's only Skeeter making it so*looks up* by the way that was from Hermione

Rita: I am going to kill the Granger

Alice: Hello son from the futer

Rita: Hello Alice Longbottem

Alice: Me and Tom get married!

Lilly: I TOLD YOU SO ALICE! I TOLD YOU!

Neville: But you married Frank Longbottem, not uncle Tom

Alice: Ohmygood!Ohmygod!

Harry: Mum, do you still hate my dad?

Lilly: No, we are friends and anyway, I am busy with Sev

Harry: *faints*

Neville: So mum, how is dad? Frank Longbottem.

Alice: Annoying, but also sweet and-

Rita: Sorry to cut this family reunion, but we need to react to Neville and Harry

Alice and Lilly: SHIP!

Harry and Neville: SINK!

Rita: Ok, I'm just going to take that as a tie

Harry: What about your opinion?

Rita: Ok I completely sink this, it makes no sense whatsoever and-

Harry: I didn't say it matters

Lilly: Harry James Potter, you are exactly like James, an arrogent toe rag

Harry: But I have my mother's eyes

Lilly: *blushes* 

Rita: Bye everyone!

Alice: So just to be clear, I die?

Neville: No, you and dad go mad beca-

Rita: Bye!