Rita Skeeter: Hello everyone

Harry: Skeeter! What are you doing here?

Rita Skeeter: Oh yes, I forgot

Hermione: What did you forget?

Rita: THIS!

*Picture of her as a beetle moving into a human*

Rita: Sorry wrong picture

Harry: YOU STILL DO THAT!

Hermione: I am so mad at you right now Skeeter, what do you think Ron?

Ron: Chicken is the best food in the whole world, it's my love, the love of my life, the apple of my pie.

Hermione: It's eye, not pie

Ginny: Umm guys...

Ron: I don't care

Luna: Ginny is everything alright?

Neville: Yeah you seem very pale

Ginny: Because I know where we are

Luna: That Skeeter!

Neville: Rita Skeeter what is wrong with you?

Rita: Nothing

Rita: Now welcome to the one and only....Chamber of Secrets

Ginny: *Gulp*

Rita: Welcom-oh!*Stares around at the chamber filled with colorful decorations and a welcome sign*

Harry: Woah..

Rita: Welcome to reacting to ships

Luna: Ginny?

Neville: What is this?

Ginny:...

Draco: Black Pink in your area

Ron: Isn't that a k pop song Malfoy?

Draco: Yeah....black pink...BOOMBAYAH

Rita: ...

Draco: Want me to sing it?

Everyone: NO!

Draco: Ok, ok, sheesh...

Rita: Anyway, tic tock, we have 166+ ships to answer

Everyone: You can't be serious

Rita: Yes, I am