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11, Continued

Everyone reacts to AVPM suggested by @SoccerSurge18, continued.

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PART 2: DRACO MOMENTS (no particular video, skipping around clips. I'll put the lines instead. The lines will be bold and italicized.)

Me: The next thing you'll be reacting to is Draco moments.

Draco: Why me?

Kendal: Because you're the best!

Harry: *snickering*

(First snippet) Draco: HA! Oh, I finally beat you, didn't I Potter? What do you think of that, huh? I'm the champion this time! *rolling on Gryffindors and floor*

Everyone but Draco: *dying of laughter*

Harry: Maybe this musical isn't so bad after all!

(Second snippet) Goyle: *walks in carrying Draco*

Draco: Why is Goyle carrying me?

Draco: Well, isn't this touching?

Ron: *mouth full of food* Oh my God, just butt out, Malfoy.

Hermione: That's pretty accurate too.

Ron: It is not!

Harry: Ron, it really is.

Draco: *rolling on floor*

Ginny: Is he/she always going to do that?

Kendal: Yes, that's what makes it brilliant.

Draco: Goyle and I have a bet, you know. He says you won't last five minutes in this tournament. *stretching and collapsing* I disagree. I say you won't last five minutes at Pigfarts!

Draco: What's Pigfarts?!

Harry: What? Alright, Malfoy, what is Pigfarts?

Draco: Oh! Never heard of it? *begins to rub self on bench* Ha, figures. Famous Potter doesn't even know about Pigfarts. *falls off bench*

Harry: Malfoy, don't act like you don't wanna talk about it! That's like the ninth time you've mentioned Pigfarts! What is Pigfarts?

Harry: That's what I'd like to know.

Draco: Pigfarts is only the greatest wizardring school in the galaxy. It's where I'm being transferred next year.

Hermione: Malfoy, I've never heard of that.

Draco: That's because Pigfarts... is on Mars.

McGonagall: This is ridiculous.

Harry: Malfoy, you know, we're trying to have a conversation here so if you'd just leave us alone...

Draco: Oh, no, I'm not even here.

Harry: *to Ron and Hermione* So anyways, I think we can find out about the first task from Dumbledore—

Draco: Dumbledore! Pfft! What an old coot!

Draco: *glances at Dumbledore*

Draco: He's nothing like Rumbleroar.

Goyle: RUMBLEROAR!

Harry: ... Anyways, as I was saying—

Draco: Rumbleroar is the headmaster of Pigfarts. He's a lion. Who can talk.

Draco: -_-

Harry: If you don't mind, we're trying to have a conversation here. It's not like— you're not even eating! Get out of here!

Draco: Well, I can't help it if we can here everything you say. We're the only ones in here.

Harry: Well, ugh, come on Malfoy, just get out of here, please?

Draco: Where are we supposed to go?

Harry: Um, I don't know. Pigfarts?

Ron and Hermione: *laugh*

Draco: *strutting* Ha ha oh ho, now you're just being cute. I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars. You need a rocketship! Do you have a rocketship, Potter? Yes, you do. *rolling in between trio* You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. *rolling on floor*

Hermione: This is just unbelievably.... What's the word?

Ron: Weird?

Hermione: That'll work.

Draco: *rolling on floor* Look at this! Look at this. It's... Rocketship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!

Harry: That's it, this is the most misguided way to try and make me feel jealous. I don't care if you make fun of me, but if you're gonna bring my parents into this, it's a whole other story.

Draco: Woah, not so fast! Crabbe, Goyle! *hides under bench*

Harry: Oh, sure, just hide behind—

Goyle: BACK OFF NERDS!

Draco: *hugging bench* Not so tough NOW, are you Potter?

Ron: This is too funny!

Me: Now that's all we're seeing of Draco. It's time for the last part!

Draco: *inner celebration*

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PART 3: REMUS LUPIN ON THE TRAIN

Harry: Professor Lupin? I wonder what he's like.

Lupin and Sirius: So do I.

Death Eater trolley lady: Candy from the trolley?

Hermione: No one is dumb enough to fall for that!

Hermione: My parents say that candy is bad for your teeth.

Death Eater trolley lady: Avada—

Lupin: *waking up* Expelliarmus! *beating up Death Eater* AH, AH!

Death Eater: Ahhhhhhh! *running away*

Lupin: Take that, you bastard ass!

Sirius: *roaring with laughter*

Lupin: I don't curse in front of students!

Sirius: At least they're cheering for you!

Lupin: Oh, god damn it. Well, at least I still have a... *tries to drink from bottle* No, what? Where'd it go? *looks down at pants* Oh, shit, what?

Students: *laugh*

Staff and adults: *trying to not laugh but failing*

Lupin: *not amused*

Lupin: No, that's piss. Wait, was I drinking piss? You must be Harry Potter! *handshake*

Harry: You just— why did you kill the candy lady?!

Kids scream.

George: They're all traumatized.

Lupin: Stop it, kids. Don't be afraid of me! I'm not dangerous and I'm not homeless anymore!

Lupin: I never was!

Hermione: *choking on his bottle*

Lupin: My name is Remus Lupin and I'm your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. And that so called candy lady was a Death Eater. And she was about two seconds away from killing you, your little friend, and his pet night troll.

Hermione: *scowling*

Ron: Hermione, we all know that's not true.

Harry: What's a Death Eater? What is that?

Lupin: It's a servant of You-Know-Who. I figured a few of them might show up when they learned that Harry Potter was headed to Hogwarts. They can be real hard ass dickheads.

Children gasp and cover ears.

Lupin: What the hell is the matter with you guys? Oh, shit!

Trio gasp and cover ears.

Lupin: You guys are kids. I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards.

Draco: Yet, no one had a problem when everyone else was cursing.

Lupin: I'm sorry... Shoot. I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards. *falls*

Ron: Hey, looks like the train stopped. We're here.

Lupin: Son... Come here. *Harry comes* Listen, this year, I don't want you to be worried about Death Eaters, or that Sirius Black, or werewolves or anything else that could kill you right now. Alright, because as long as you are at Hogwarts with me and Headmaster Dumbledore there to protect you, you're perfectly safe. Trust me, Harry, no one at Hogwarts hates you.

Snape: What the devil is going on here?

Snape: *scowling while everyone else laughs*

Dumbledore: Lighten up, Severus! Look, the audience is cheering for you!

Question Time!

Kendal: Of the three parts we just watched, which was your favorite? Since there's so many people, we'll raise our hands. Raise your hand if it was Going Back to Hogwarts.

25% of people raise hands, including Neville, Lupin, Dumbledore, and Luna.

Neville: It was catchy.

Luna: It's stuck in my head with the Wrackspurts.

Dumbledore: I do love a good song!

Me: Raise your hands if it was Draco's parts.

43% of people raise their hands, including George, Ron, Harry, and Hermione.

George: I do not regret the few minutes of my life I spent watching that masterpiece.

Kendal: And for Lupin?

32% of people raise their hands, including Ginny, Fred, Draco, and Sirius.

Sirius: It was extremely hilarious.

Fred: I like all the cursing.

Me: And to the people who were in it, what did you think of your character?

Harry: He's funny and a good singer, I guess.

Ron: Mine too.

Hermione: I don't understand why they called mine a night troll, she's not ugly.

Ginny: I'm nothing like that.

Draco: I feel insulted.

Dumbledore: I thought mine was very funny.

Lupin: I thought mine was more like Sirius than me.

Snape: I wasn't there for most of it but my character was still nothing like me.

*mutters of disagreement*

Me: Anyway, that's it for this episode! Everyone say goodbye to our special guest, Kendal!

Everyone: Bye.

Kendal: Bye!

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I feel so exhausted and drained from writing this reaction. But I did have fun! Took a few hours but it's done! Thank you to @SoccerSurge18 for the suggestion! Sorry if I got your personality wrong. You guys know the drill, what video and which characters? And do you want to appear in a chapter (not one soon though, maybe after the 15th chapter? So exhausted)? Your opinions on this chapter will be appreciated (SINCE IT TOOK FOREVER!) Anyway, that's it for now, thank you and goodbye!

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