Sirius: What should I do right now? I'm getting awfully bored. This pathetic class is draining me out. Argh! What the hell should I do? Start annoying you, for instance?

Remus (turning to him; startled): Uh... Sorry, what were you saying?

Sirius (blank stare): ...

Remus: I mean I clearly heard you memorizing nursery rhymes but didn't quite get what you said just now.

Sirius: Nursery rhymes? That was like fifteen minutes ago, Moony.

Remus (frowning): I said I'm sorry for being distracted, okay?

Sirius: You just missed the most important thing you could have heard today.Honestly what are you? Deafus Lupin?

Remus: Yeah, yeah... Let me guess. You were probably rambling about how pathetic your life is, right?

Sirius (nodding sheepishly): Kinda...

Remus: Then I'm thankful I was spared the trouble of listening anyway.

Sirius (dramatically facepalming): I really don't get how we are even friends.

Remus (shrugging carelessly): Because you absolutely love the idea of having a 24/7 babysitter.