Avu_thegreat

Happy birthday kutti kamini pagal insan PAGALO ki maharani churailo ki queen lol

So jhalli aaj na wahi din hai jab 18 yrs back aunty ne tujhe tree ke niche se uthaya tha and ghar ko laya tha XD XD. Lol mujhe toh aunty hi bolti hai ki woh morning walk ko gayi thi and ek tree ke niche tereko dekhi and utha kar lekar aayi lmaooooo isley tera koi pic bhi nahi hai unke pass hospital ka XD XD

Jokes Apart:

So finally the day arrived aka your bday when you was born and came on this world!!.

So avu, 

Sabse phele thank you so much for being my devi ji thank you so much for saving my brother and love literally your prayers worked everytime you pray and your mahadev listen you and help me! Thank you so much for being our devi ji!
Pata hai avi tu puri jhalli hai that's why me and buddy make sure you don't do anything stupid which can lead you in trouble +_+kyuki baad mein tu humare pass hi aati hai+_+ and hume nolti hai tujhe ab bahar nikalun mujhse khud ka kiyakhand solve hota nahi hai tera kya hoga be +_+
Well you asked me na why buddy love you this much? Let me answer this today as : when bhai thought and promised himself that he will never love anyone he will never smile you made him smile and fall in love with yourself
You know avi ikkkrrrr I had slapped you shouted at you hurt you and did worst with you headache ke time pe tujhpe gussa nikalta hai mera ikkkkrrr and I am really very sorry jhalli!! For this but only you, my gurl, bhai can face my anger issue! You know me that I am jhalla. Waise bandi tune kasam khaya hai kya? Mujhe pareshan karne ka? Jab dekho tab pareshan karti hai gadhi **smack your head** kutti I hate you kyu roti rehti hai be?? Tujhe thappar dena parta hai taki tu chup hoja tere chakkar mein mera impression bura parega per lol bhai know tu kutti hai lmaoooo
You know madam I am obliged to you as tere karan mujhe meri jaan mili hai agar tu mujhe yaha nahi lati toh mujhe buddy nahi milta and na hi meri jaan milti. Thank you so much for granting me my happiness avi. Due to you I meet with twini and everyone here.
Tbh you are a best best friend and a amazing person just tujhe samghna parta hai jo tujhe samgh liya they will literally get blessed to have you. Tera caring side? Damn just kuch bolna hi nahi hai.
Bandriya kutti churail kamini dayan bhootni jhalli gawar pagal insaan finally tu bhi aaj badi ho gayi 18 th adulthood mein aagayi abse tu lol dadi maa as tu bhuddhi ho gayi hai
Well now remember your own words: "life mein jab aage bhadenge toh log peeche kecchne aayenge  yeh humpe hai ki hum kya karte hai" isko bhulna mat
Never stop yourself by thinking what people will tell and how society will judge you always remember logo ka kaam hai khena and society ka kaam hai judge karna isley inpe dhayan jaise nahi dekar tu carefree rehti hai same aisi hi rehna
Tbh tujhe literally farak nahi parta kon kya sochta hai tere baare mein like seriously bhai itna carefree kyu rehti hai tu??? Per acha hai as you don't pay heeds to shits!!
Always remember I don't care what you think about yourself but I care what I buddy  lisa and D think about you. So bandriya sun

Bhaiya ka dil hai tu unki smile hai unki duniya hai tu unka sab kuch hai tu everything. He can't survive without you

Me: meri behan hai tu meri devi hai tu meri jhalli hai meri pagli hai meri gadhi hai meri best friend hai and and and bhabhi bhi hai tu

Lisa: uski didu hai uski jaaneman hai tu uski elderie hai tu jab dekho tab meri jaan se flirt marti hai tu +_+

D: uski carefree and bubbly friend hai tu.

Chal ab zayada hawa mein mat urna lol XD XD

Now points to remember:

◇ Never forget that you are mere bhai ki duniya

◇ Never forget that you are important to us

◇ Take care of yourself thoda kam gira kar

◇ Never stop irritating all of us

◇  Stop crying and over thinking

◇ Stop hurting and biting yourself in anger

◇ Always remember your dreams are waiting for you

◇ Stop using phone on road

◇ Stop behaving good with everyone and trusting everyone (ikyk)

Tbh tu ek natunki hai antic piece hai re over dramebaaz insaan

Btw chal tere secrets open karunga

1~ Lol so bhai you know itz_me_siddharth yeh kamini ek din book kholkar kahi khoyi thi notes ka pages hawa ke karan palat raha tha and she was smiling so I asked her

Avi tell me what is the maximum colour of eyes which everyone had

Toh she said deamly your eyes colour XD XD (I won't revel it don't worry**possessively)

2~ ek din lol abhi winter mein her cheeks were red and her nose too and she was walking on road with me lol I said her bhabhi ji bhai ke khayal mein khoyi hai tu? Is baat pe bandi lol chalte chalte giri yeh bolkar ki haaa na pata nahi janab kaha hai and lol iske hand se blood bhi aaya tha finger se and lol us waqt hi tera message aaya isse and bandi road pe beith kar tujhse baat karne lagi thi

3~ lmaoooooo yeh tujhe pata hai ki lol ek din or yeh road pe giri thi XD XD ghar ke samne when I said ki buddy ke khayal mein khoyi hai tu? XD XD

4~  Waise yeh secret hai sun, lol abhi practicals the na? Humare toh tune bola tha na ab jakar padh? Us din lol padhte padhte teri bandi na bed se giri yeh bolkar ki hayeeeeee, is kutti ko dekh kar mein bhi dara and yeh bandi se I asked ki kutti kya hua be? Toh she said mere janab ki pic dekh li. Yeh sunkar I shook my head in disbelief. Uske baad lol yeh padhne beithi thi phir se

Baki pm pe bolunga secret hai I know  you know bhai **smirks and hi fi**

Now avi chal thoda bejati karun mein tera ab XD XD

So pata hai bandi tere saath meri pic bekar hi aati hai tu aapne bf ke pass ja +_+_+_+_+

Tu gadhi hai gawar hai, benaam and badnam hai tu XD XD

tujhe ek din aise hi phekunga lmaooo

lol mere samne tu aisi hi hai lmaoooo

Lol samne dustbin ho and Mein tujhe aise hi kick karke usme phek dunga lol

reality mein tujhe mara hai maine guitar se lmaoooooo

Ek punch dunga mein same tujhe aise XD XD

Bass tera gala daba dunga mein ek din lol

Waise avi madam!!!!

Happy 18th Birthday kutti!!! Tu bhuddhi ho gayi XD XD I am lucky and bless to have you too in my life bass thoda shaitani kaam kiya kar and mere bhaiya ko pareshan bhi nahi kiya kar waise Kara kar us kutte ko pareshan woh tujhse pyaar karke musibat gale laga liya hai lmaoooooo isley now he should get annoy lol, mere bhai ko mara nahi kar. Kutti kamini God se dimag bhi man lena and baki yaad rakhna ki mein tujhe buddy and lisa ko dur jane nahi dunga!!! Baki smile kara kar mere bhai ko pareshan kiya kar and us kutte se hi flirt kar meri jaan ko bhaksh de T_T meri jaan se nahi mara kar flirt tu kutti kamini. Aapne bf ke saath kar jo karna hai bhag bhi ja uske saath per meri gf ko chod de churail