In our WhatsApp group~

Nikita: Itna sanatta kyu hai bhai? Koi hai yaha?

Jo: I'm here...

Me: Mai bhi hu...

Anki: Mai Bhi hu nikki Dii...

Nikita: Accha suno, Mujhe ek important baat karni hai. Sab dopahar 2 bje online aao..

Jo: OK.

Nikita: And chimpanzee ye tera kaam hai sabko online Lana...

Me: Thik hai baba, Mai batadungi sabko....

At 2 pm,

Bhavya: Hii, Is anyone here?

Nikita: Yes Bhavya... But where are others?

Lekhni: Mai aagyi nikku Dii...

Nikita: Aaja jalebi. Kitne Dino bad aayi tu... Kaha thi itne Dino tak.

Lekhni: Dii, wo nanu ke ghar gyi thi.

Nikita: Badhiya hai.

Bhavi Dii: Hello ,How are you all? I am also here.

Nikita: I am fine Dii. How are you?

Bhavi Dii: I am also good. Just stressed because of exams.

Nikita: Oh, Best of luck Dii.

Bhavi Dii: Thank you.

Maria Dii: Hii everyone. Sorry I am late. Baby bohot rorhi thi. Abhi sula ke aayi hu.

Bhavya: It's OK Dii...

Nikita: But ye Chimpanzee our Random wali kaha rehgyi....

Bhavya : Un dono ka ludo game chal rha hai. Bus finish karke aate hi honge..

Farjana: Hiii... sorry. Ammu ne kaam Laga diya tha.. Isliye late hogyi.

Nikita: Koi nhi. Baki log bhi abhi aaye hai.

Farjana: Accha mojo bata rhi thi ki tumhe koi imp baat karni hai...

Nikita: Ha karni to hai. But Pooja aur Jo Ko aane do. Fir batati hu..

Farjana: Kaha hai wo?...

Adhya: Pooja padi hogyi kahi pikey👻👻

Bhavya: 🤣🤣 nahi , baby ludo khel rahi hai Jo ke saath

Adhya: 🙄 Kitna ludo khelte ye log...

Nikita: Aane do aaj unko😡. Is senior ki saari seniorgiri nikalti aaj mai...

Bhavya: Ha nikki, us bandariya ko accha sabak sikhana😂....

Me: Kise sabak sikhane ki baat horhi hai😅?

Nikita: Tu yaha kyu aayi, jaa ludo khel....

Me: Tune hi to bola tha, 2 bje online aana. Important baat karni hai...

Nikita: To teri ghadi me abhi tak 2 baje hi nahi hai kya....

Me: Are wo game chal rha tha isliye. Pta hai kitne mushkil se mujhe ek aaya...

Nikita: Tere liye ludo jyada important haina. To jaa Ludo hi khel ab tu...

Jo : But nikki you wanted to talk about something na....

Nikita: Mujhe jo sabko batana tha wo maine sabko bata diya. Tum dono late ho. To jaao jaake ludo khelo. I m not going to tell you anything...

Me: 😂🤣 Tune mujhe khudke jaise bewakoof samjha hai kya, jaa mat bata... Hum msg scroll karke dekhlenge.

Jo: Yes, right😂.

Adhya : Nikki tum in logo ke piche apni energy waste mat Karo. Batao kya baat hai...

Nikita: Baat ye hai ki kal 20 April hai to.....

Me: To kal teri shadi hai Kya🤣....

Nikita: 😡 Jyada dimaag mat ladha tu chimpanzee ki bacchii. Nahi to tujhe abhi ke abhi anabelle doll ke darshan karwaungi....

Me : 😢😭😭😭 Jaa kattiii

Bhavya: 🤣Awe... Bandariya dar gyi..

Anki : Pooja Dii, 20 April ko harshi dii ka birthday hai..

Me: Oh teriiiii.... 😅 Mujhe abhi yaad aaya.

Nikita: Isliye bolti hu baadam khaya Kar. Pade pade buddhi bhrasht ho gyi teri.

Lekhni : Nikki Dii, what's the plan?

Bhavi Dii: Yes Nikki, Kya plan hai Harshi ke birthday ke liye?

Nikita : Mere pass plan hota to mai directly batati na... Aisa suspense thodi create karke rakhti😒

Jo: Matlab tumhare paas plan Nhi hai?

Nikita: Abhi Maine kya urdu me bola tha😏...

Bhavya: Don't worry. We have time till tomorrow. We'll think about something.

Anki: Accha how about making a VM?

Bhavya: Good idea anki...

Anki: OK, all of you give me your edits till evening. Mai raatme VM banadungi.

Me: Kya good idea Bhavya😒. VM is very common. Kuch naya Socho....

Nikita: Pehli baar is chimpanzee ne patte ki baat Ki....

Me: Patte ki nhi kuch naya sochne ki baat ki, buddhu😂...

Nikita: Wo dikh raha hai kaun buddhu hai to😏

Bhavya: How about writing a poem for Harshi?

Me: Poem hi kyu, essay bhi likh do,mai to bolti hu puri novel hi likhdo.... Title hoga "😂😂😂😂" index "😂😂😂😂😂" chapters honge "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" and content hoga "😂😂😂😂"

Lekhni:😂😂

Jo: We will do conference call ? How about it?

Nikita: Wo to waise bhi karenge hi😏. Kuch dusra Socho...

Jo: Sab mai hi Sochu🤔?

Nikita: Nahi nahi tum kyu sochogi... Tum jaao jaake pooja ke sath ludo khelo😒

Me:😂 Shaant hojaa Mata... Sochte kuch... Ruk dimaag ki batti jalne De...

Jo: Ye lo Pooja... Center fruit khaao, dimaag ki batti jalao🤣.....

Anki: Lol😂😂😂

Nikita: Rehne de Joe.. Ise tu pura ka pura center fruit ka ped bhi khilayegi tabhi iski dimaag ki batti jalnese Rahi😒😝

Me: 😒😒😒

Joe: Lol, I didn't knew Center fruit ped pe ugta hai🤣

Bhavya: 😂😂😂

Nikita: Tum dono ke dono Pagal ho. Hey mara Ramjii. Ek Landgo do, ek kaani ,akeli mai sayaanii...Kis kis ko samhalu...

Me: Pehle khud hi ko samhaal tu🤣.. Wahi bohot hai...

Nikita: Is pooja ke kuch jyada hi daat nikalrhe hai...

Me: Haan to 😎 Kya karlegi?😂

Nikita: Jo ek daat tera Bahar aarha haina, use mukka maarke andar daalungi... 

Me: Sacchiii😍😍 Maar jaldi...Meri dentist ki fees bach jayegi

Nikita: Challenge mat kar pooja, Ek phookh maarungi naa udd jayegi tu....

Me: Chidiya tu hai, mai nhi Jo udd jaau😂...Mai to chimpanzee hu, mast africa ke jungalo me gorilla ke sath kudungi...

Nikita: Bol rhi hu Panga mat le mujhse varna sachme Anabelle doll ko bula dungi....

Me: 🙁😭👿Jya tu humesha aisa hi karti😭

Bhavya: Guys stop fighting....

Jo: 😂 No Bhavya let them fight.. I am enjoying....

Nikita: Tu aag me petrol daalne ke kaam Kar bas jo ki bachhii😏 petrol minister kahi Ki...

Piyali Dii: Kitna ladte ho tum log....

Me: Dii ye to humara pyaar hai, haina Nikki🤗?

Nikita: Tu chup Kar, idea hai to De nahi to jaa jaake ludo khel....

Me: 🙄😏 Idea hai mere pass..

Anki: Pooja dii batao na fir...

Nikita: Nahi, is senior ko special invitation dena padega tab bateyegi ye...

Me: Dekho, harshi dii hum sabko hasaati hai, to is baar hum unko hasayenge...

Nikita: Tu joker dance Kar, hasne lagegi wo.

Me: Joker dance kyu, mai naagin dance karungi.... Mai Teri dushman, dushman to mera, mai naagan tu sapera🐍🐍 mai naagan tu sapera...phisss phissss 🐍🐍

Anki: 😂😂

Me: Arre sachhi, mere kundali me bhi likha hua hai ki mai pichle janam naagin thii😂. To Mai to naagin dance karungi...

Nikita: Oh issliye teri jabaan jyada phad phad karti hai, nahi?

Anki: Nikki dii aapki language ko kya hogya🤣

Nikita: Jubaan meri hai lekin Shabd pooja ke nikal rhe hai😏😝

Bhavya: Bandariya baat ko gol gol mat ghumaao, tell us clearly ki plan kya hai?

Me: Aisa kuch socho jisse hasii dii, i mean harshi dii Ko hasii aaye...

Jo: Something that can make harshi laugh? Umm..You mean jokes right?

Me: Waah meri randomwali to badi sayaani nikli😂...

Jo: 😎😎

Nikita: Chalo thoda to dimaag ka istemaal kiya tum dono me... Warna sara ludo khel khel ke sad gya tha😂...

Me: Ek secret batau? Mai dikhti jitni hoshiyaar hu, asalme usse kahi Jyada hoshiyaar hu😎...

Nikita: Ek secret batau? Tu bilkul bhi hoshiyaar nhi dikhti... 😂 Aur ye secret na tu kisiko mat batana...

Me: 🙄🙄 Dekha Log kitna jalte hai mujhse

Jo:😂😂

Me:What a joke... Tujhse to meri jhooti bhi na jale😏....

Farjana: Guys, tum log firse shuru hogye😒?

Jo: Dhinchak Pooja, now tell the plan fast... I have to pray

Farjana: Yes, mujhe bhi ammu bula rhi hai.... Jaldi batao kya plan hai

Me: Acha suno, Hum Sab milke jokes dhundenge n is group me bhejenge. Bhavya, tum jokes notedown Karo, OK?

Bhavya: K baby

Me: Chalo sagun ka joke mai batati hu....I mean start Mai karti hu

Jo: Ya please😂

Me: Once teacher asked Harshi Dii ,What is difference between Himani and Sunami?

Harshi dii replied, Himani is face wash and Sunami is desh wash🤣🤣🤣

Anki: lol😂😂😂

Lekhni : Even I have one....

One man says to Harshi dii - Hum to udti chidiya ke par bhi gin lete hai...

Harshi dii replies- Isme mushkil kya hai ,do hi to hote hai😂

Joe: Even I have one...

Once Harshi asked me , Joji Do you know who is the most unhappy person in the world?

I said no. You tell me....

She said : Golgappe wala

I asked how?

Harshi replied: Because every girl of this world, Even the unmarried ones, calls him "bhaiyaa"

Me :😂😂😂🤣

Bhavi dii: Mai bhi ek sunati hu😁

Harshi asked Santa: Teri wauti daa naam ki hai?

Santa replied: Google kaur

Harshi asked: Google kaur??? O kyun?

Santa replied laughing: Sawaal ik puchho, jawab das dendi hai😪...

Bhavya: I'll tell you one more...

Once Harshi told me : Kal mujhe das logone pitha?

I asked her: Fir tumne kya kiya?

Harshi said: Maine kaha saalo ek ek karke aao...

I asked: Phir kya hua?

Harshi replied: Phir Kya, Saalo ne ek ek karke doobara pita😂🤣

Nikita: 😂😂😂

Piyali Dii: Mere paas bhi ek joke hai ,Suno...

Harshi ne ek baar apne maths teacher is pucha....

Teacher teacher, hum English bolte, Hindi bolte, Waise maths kyu nhi bolte?

Teacher ne ghusse se bola Jyada 3-5 mat karo aur 9-2-11 hoja warna 4-5 dhar dungi, 36 ke 6 reh jayenge samji???

Me: 😂😂😂ye sahi thaaa

Anki: Now my turn

Once harshi Dii's mummy came to wake her up

She said Harshi uthjaao. Mai chaai bana Rahi hu

Harshi Dii said- To Mai kaunsa pateele me so rhi hu😂.. Bana lo

Bhavya:🤣

Adhya: Ab mera suno,

Ekbaar harshi group me boli- Suno wrong ko hindi me kya kehte hai?

Isse pehle ki mai kuch type karti unka msg aagya- Jo "galat" batayega wo party dega😂

Shivangi: Mai b ek batati hu

Ekbaar harshi k teacher ne pucha- Agar prithvi ke andar LAVA hai to bahar kya hai?

Harshi boli- Madam bahar Oppo aur Vivo Hai🤣

Nikita: Ab meri baari😂

Harshi jab 5th me thi tab use teacher ne pucha - Chhand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?

Harshi boli- Neil Armstrong ne

Teacher ne fir poocha- Aur dusra?

Harshi ghusse se boli- Dusra bhi Usine hi rakha hoga. Wo kya waha langdi khelne gya tha😂

Maria Dii-😂😂 Even I have one...

Whenever harshi score bad marks, she eats apple... You know why?

Me- Why?

Maria Dii- Because her father is doctor and you know an apple a day keeps doctor away...

Bhavya: 😂😂

Arul Dii:  I guess its my turn now...

Once Harshi's friend insisted her to give a golgappa party. Having no other option, Harshi agreed.

After eating 20 golgappas, She asked Harshi - Aur ek plate khaau?

Harshi replied - Naagin khaa le...

Her friend asked- What ...what did u say?

Harshi replied with a sweet smile- I said, Naa Gin ... Khaa le😂

Me: 😂😂 Lekin ek baat batao harshi dii ko hamara plan accha lagega?

Nikita: Wo to khud wahi bata Sakti hai... Bata de partner is chimpanzee KO😂 kitni avval darze ki bakwaas writer hai ye🤣

Me: Oye😒 Mere writing k baare me kuch bola na moti to teri hawa nikal dungi mai😤

Nikita: Mujhe Moti mat bol. Moti nhi hu Mai... Apna shape maintain rakhte hu. Tere jaise haddiyo ka dhacha ban k nhi baithi hu😏😝. Raatko andhere me hospital mat Jana. tere patient tujhe dekhke dar jayege. Sochenge ye haddiyo ka dacha zinda kaise hogya...

Me: Mai to bolungi.... Gol gol roti, Shivvi KO bestie Moti🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nikita: 😤😤 Ab tujhe Anabelle doll se koi nhi bacha saktaaa...

Piyali Dii: Kit na ladte ho tum log ...itna to mere do chunnu munnu bhi nhi ladte. Ab dono chup raho aur Harshi KO OS padhne do...

Me: Dii suno to

Piyali Dii: Chupppp...

Nikki: Dii ye sab is chimpanzee ki Galti hai

Piyali Dii: Tu bhi chupppp...

And with this we all went offline. 🙄
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Characters-

niku1311 as Nikita

Me as Pooja/Senior/Chimpanzee/Bandariya/Dhinchak/Mojo/ Baby😏
(Aur koi naam bacha ho mereliye to wo bhi dedo)

arulpirai As Arul dii

BhaviMehta4 as Bhavi Dii

crazypiya as piyali Dii

BhavyaShekhar as Bhavya

randomwali_ladki as Jo/ Joji

AdhyaAzad as Adhya

sahithialla as Sahithi

#Shivii ur "Dakiya daak laya" as Shivangi🤣

Farjanakhan as Farjana

#AnkitaForever as Anni

LekhniGoel as Lekhu/ jalebi

ChrisKiUppu as Maria dii

Happy Birthday Dii. Sorry late post karrhi hu. Aapko to pta hai koi kaam mai time pe nhi karti hu😎😎😎

Bas bas ab isse jyada khud ki tareef nhi karungi Mai. Padho n batao kaisa hai...