Unknown P.O.V

I had snuck into Kanan's room after Hera dragged Kanan and Ezra out. I had stolen their laptops and I happily threw them behind some books on a shelf nobody knew was on the Ghost. I sat in the commons and listened to Ezra in Kanan's room. He sounded ridiculous!
I walked in to cheer up Ezra I felt bad anyway. I'd told Kanan to get him the laptop in the first place.
"Where does Obi-wan go to shop?" I asked.
"I don't care." Ezra glared at me.
"Darth-Maul! And everything is always half off!" I laughed at my own joke. Ezra still didn't care.
"Where do Gungans keep their stuff?" I asked.
"I. Don't. Care!" Ezra said.
"Jar-Jars!" I laughed. "That's a knee slapper!" I said stupidly slapping my knee.
"Your really bad at this." He said.
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Me: Your so mean!😖
Person: me?!
Me: yeah your the one who dared me to do it!!!
Person: I guess so
Me: 😕 that's it?
Person: yup
Me: your mean!😖
Person: shut-it Secret_jedi
Me: tell everyone who you are.
Person: why?
Me: idk. Maybe so fan girls will haunt you and I can watch while laughing my face off
Person: Your mean!😖
Me:🤗 And I'm proud of it.
Person: ...
Me: so who are you.
Person: you tell them while I hide from fangirls in a bathroom
Me: they are a person
Person: rly
Me: idk who you are. Help me! and tell them
Person: you suck...
Me: Thx I rly try
Person: I.
Person: AM
Person: BATMAN
Me: no...
Person: *texan accent* I'm Batman
Me: rly
Person: STOP THE TEXT ABBREVIATIONS!!!!!!!!
Me: first, tell them who u r
Person: *British accent* I'm Batman
Me: no ur not. And I'm gonna do txt abbreviations till u tell them.
Person: Fine I'm Zeb.
Me: I knew the whole time!!*stupidly laughs then burps*
Zeb: WTF
Me: sry I'm sitting in the car laughing my face off. My family is staring at me like I'm a maniac.
Zeb: you are...
Me: Yup, and that's why I'm doing... THIS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Zeb: *Backs away slowly*
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Now everyone that I tag here, I dare you to improvise breaking the fourth wall(talking to the character)...
Maroon_cat SkyeRose7128 Spark187
...Then tag three more people!!and me so I can see!!🤓
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I left Ezra then heard a crash from the commons. I knew what it was.