Hello all u freaky human things. Meesa got tagged da by Maroon_cat sa. (Sry being Jar Jar Binks here. Though he's not in rebels and would be annoying if he ever was...)
I get to tell ya'll ten great things about my life! My boring life that is spent on Wattpad!
My facts:

1. I'm twelve!!! And in seventh grade!
Ezra: that's two facts
Secret: nobody asked for you to come in Ezra! Jeez...
Ezra: I'm gonna be a super annoying person who pokes holes in whatever Secret says!
Secret: why!
Ezra: cuz I can! Continue so I can say some sarcastic comment and prove you wrong.
Secret: moving on...
2. My phone is on 20% right now
Ezra: re-do number two your horrible at this Secret...
Secret: Thx Ez, I really try.
Ezra: ;)
2. (The re-do cuz Ezra is being mean!)
I got a bunny for my tenth birthday! His name is Clover!
Ezra: I'm not mean!
Secret: u r
Ezra: can I see ur bunny
Secret: *hands picture*
Ezra: awwwwwwwwwww.....
3. I'm five feet four inches
Ezra: me too!
Secret: u didn't make a stupid comment!
Ezra: I couldn't find a good one in this brain of mine...
Secret: that's weird.
Ezra: have u met me?!
Secret: moving on!
4. My OTP is Kanera!!!!! Like its unreal! Every time they hug I'm screaming and fan girling!
Ezra: SAAAAAAMME!
Secret: We've all noticed
Ezra: except Kanan and Hera!
Secret: I can bring them in...
Ezra: DO IT!
Secret: They said they'd be here in a while.
5. I live in America. And have never left this cool country. Though I'd love to!
Kanan: where's America
Secret: somewhere over the rainbow! Where's Hera?
Hera: reading the last things you wrote...
Ezra: Fact number six!
6. I am an actress!
Ezra: just to clarify, you haven't been pretending that your a Jedi, have you?
Secret: I'm also 50% bird!
Ezra: woah!
Hera: Kanera?
Secret: yup yup!
Hera: you people are idiots
Kanan: ya
Ezra: Kanan is disappointed...
Secret: Ikr
7. I think I made my friend mad about five minutes ago... whippedcream4life I love u. Your the best and I'm sry. And I want you to know it was a joke. And I know you know that anyway! Prob.
Kanan: That was nice
Ezra: HI whippedcream4life Secret makes fun of everybody. It's not only you. At least she's not mean!
Hera: your a nice and horrible friend Secret
Secret: I know... 😕
Hera: *huggs* But your still nice
Secret: Jealous Kanan?
Kanan: shut up.
8. My favorite song is Innocent By: Taylor Swift
Ezra: I wanna hear it
Secret: I'll show you later
Ezra: *steals phone* let me listen
Secret: Fine. Go to YouTube, and search it.
Ezra: great
Kanan: YouTube is the same thing Villager news is on right?
Secret: Aye!
Hera: What other videos does this thing have?
Secret: I'll show you later. Just let me finish the chapter.
9. (I almost typed a six ;).)  my favorite colors are blue, green, and orange.
Ezra: I like orange
Kanan: BLuuuuuuuuuue!
Hera: change him back!
Secret: I gave him sugar.
Hera: y u do this to me.
Secret: cuz I can!
Ezra: *valley girl "accent"* I like orange and blue. Oh and purple. And pink and glitter. And the number H. And color 647. And food water along with ketchup with grapes. And Mac and cheese. I love to paint my nails. Like I paint them like five times like a second. I'm like not even kidding. Like yeah.
Hera: change him back too!
Secret: The sad part is, I didn't do anything to Ezra.
Hera: What?!
Ezra: *still valley girl* yeah like I was like always like this. I'm just that like way.
Kanan: let's move on. The chapter's almost over people.
Zeb: awwwwww. I just got here.
Ezra: *again. Valley girl.* sorry but like I still like want you to be gone. Cause like, yeah.
Zeb: what's wrong with him
Secret: he was born that way.
Zeb: great I'm leaving!
Sabine: SEE YA!
Secret: it's too crowded in here
Kanan: yup yup
Secret: Everybody but Ezra can leave now
Zeb: y Ezra. Cause u like him?
Secret: I don't like Ezra. Now get out!
Zeb: fine what ever.
Ezra: you could be nicer about it
Secret: I like you as a friend.
Ezra: better
Secret: Everybody out so I can finish the chapter able to move my arms.
Sabine: I just got here.
Secret: sorry Sabine
Sabine: it's fine
Secret: any chance you could help me get out of school tomorrow
Sabine: sounds fun! I'll help and you play hookie all day. Then we'll go do something like go to Starbucks. What ever that is. And go bowling.
Ezra: I wanna come!
Secret: just don't cheat in bowling
Ezra: how do u cheat in bowling
Secret: the force
Ezra: thanks for the idea!
Kanan: Im a Master at bowling
Hera: only cuz u cheat
Secret: I thought u old people left
Hera: old?
Kanan: Zeb is older than all of us
Zeb: which should make me in charge!
Secret: everybody shut Up I have to finish the chapter so I can go to bed. And pretend to be sick tomorrow.
Ezra: oh yeah. Shhhhh every body shut up!
10. I some times talk like Jar Jar Binks at school. Even in front of my teachers. They hate me for it, but it's fun. My math teacher last year loved it. But she is the same amazing person who always talks about Mr. troll, Trolletta, and PEMDAS the dog. The. Whole. Fluffing. Year. And she's amazing!!!!!!!
Ezra: I wish she taught me math
Secret: no body taught you math
Ezra: no body taught me anything, except Kanan taught me Jedi skillz.
Secret: I wish I were u
Ezra: everybody does *hair flip*
Secret: Anyway I hope ya'll liked this chapter and don't think I'm an idiot who try's and fails to be funny-
Ezra: you are.
Secret: thanks Ez. Your really helping!
I tag:
whippedcream4life
khummel5
denaytheepic
WolfieTAM
Ezra: tag me!
And I also tag:
JediMasterBridger
Ezra: thanks!
Secret: are you gonna do it?
Ezra: probably not. I just feel cool when people tag me.