Secret and Ezra wandered through SAMS after stealing a few hundred credits from a certain someone. They decided not to go to somewhere like Target cause that's where people would look. In the video game section especially. And SAMS has giant family sized bags of chocolate that last forever. (For most people).
"Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh!" Ezra called.
"You sound like a monkey." Secret pointed out.
"Look!" Ezra pointed to a lollipop and jumped around.
"SUGAR!" Secret hopped.
"Sugar?" Ezra asked.
"Sugar sugar sugar!" Secret played along.
"Sugar sugar."
"Sugar sugar, CHOCOLATE?!" Secret ran down the isle to a bag of chocolate chips. It was twice the size of her head.
"Chocolate!" Ezra ran after her.
"Chocolate!!!!" Secret picked up a bag and threw it to Ezra.
"Chocolate!" He slapped it on his head. "Now I just need a hundred more and I'm living in heaven." He held his hands out and balanced the bag on his head.
"I know right!" Secret agreed happily.
"Grab five more." Ezra instructed.
"Only five?" Secret complained. "How bout ten?"
"Yeah!" Ezra grabbed some and Secret grabbed the rest. SAMS sold out.
"I think they also have giant gallons of pickles." Ezra said.
"WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME BEFORE?!" Secret yelled running through the isles grabbing pickles. She came back to Ezra carrying three empty gallons of pickles.
Later...
Secret stuffed chocolate in her mouth and thought.
"Where should we invade next?" Ezra asked.
"Wa moovez!" Secret said with her mouth full of chocolate.
"Fun!" Ezra flew the Phantom down to the Alamo.
"What movie?" Secret asked looking at all the movies showing.
"The Force Awakens!" Ezra pointed.
"Two tickets for The Force Awakens." Secret said.
"We've been sold out for three weeks." A lady said.
"Oh." Secret crossed her arms. "You are not sold out and you will let us in." Secret waved her hand around trying to mind trick her.
"No." The lady crossed her arms.
"Let me try!" Ezra pushed Secret out of the way and took her place.
"You will let us in to the movie." He tried the same.
"No." She replied again.
"Fine. Then I'm going to put horrible reviews on your website. As soon as I find out how." Secret crossed her arms as they walked back to the Phantom.
On the Phantom...
"I think we're out." Secret pointed out picking up the last bag of Chocolate Chips and the other empty ones.
"We still have pickles." Ezra smiled.
"Actually no..." Secret chuckled.
"Why not you bought a gallon, right?" Ezra turned the pilots seat around to face her.
"I ate them all!"
"You didn't save any for me?!"
"No."
"Fine."
"I like pickles." Secret smiled.
"Obviously." Ezra turned the seat back around.
"Where are you guys?" Kanan's voice said from the comm-link on Ezra's belt.
Secret snatched it off and held it up to her mouth. "We got abducted by aliens!" She told him.
"What?" He asked.
Secret held the comb up to Ezra. "Mean aliens! The type that don't like pickles!" He said.
"Just come back to the Ghost. Oh we noticed the Phantom is gone too." Kanan said.
Secret took back the comm. "IT WAS EZRA'S IDEA!" She yelled into it.  
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The funny and stupid thing is most of this actually happened to me. 😇
I might have put chocolate chips on my head. And told my dad I got abducted by aliens.