*Y/N Pov*

I am just chilling at Arachnid's house sitting in a recliner listening to Isaac and Arachnid.

Isaac: *Throws XP into bucket* Boom! Glad you teamed with me huh? Doing all the fucking work."

Arachind: "Let me see your fucking wrist."

Isaac: "You're like a broken fucking record."

He shows his arms saying one had a freckle.

Arachnid: "You lying motherfucker."

Isaac: "No that really is a freckle."

Arachnid: "You waving around a gun that doesn't even have bullets and you got that fucking XP?"

Isaac: "Uh in case you haven't noticed, I'm scary as fuck. I don't need no tattoos and tear drop bitch. You look down the barrel of a gold gun, it's intimidating."

Arachnid: "Did you ever kill somebody!? You know what that shit feels like!? You gotta live with that shit fucking everyday of your life!"

Isaac: "If this is about Malachi then go fuck yourself bro! I fucking killed him! I told you that, that's why I have no ammo! What are you doing?"

Arachnid: "Well you do now."

He hands Isaac a bullet. I don't really get it, Why one bullet?

Isaac: "Okay dude I made the joke about earning single bullets are you kidding me?"

Arachnid: "Remember it's a team. You gotta share the responsibility of killing the fucking competition."

This is getting annoying.

Isaac: "I'm sorry bitch, you wanna talk about a team!? A team doesn't send one person to do all the work while the other person sits back and gets to munch on shit!"

Arachnid: "If you had have flipped the switch you would been able to have some XP!"

Isaac: "You know what I don't even care anymore! What's the point!? XP is useless to noobs right!?"

Arachnid: "It's not worthless! It fucking powers you! It gives you powers and strength! It fucking makes you focus! It can heal you!"

Isaac: "It heals you? I think you need some fucking healing Arachnid. So are we just fulfilling your drug addiction then so you can feel good about yourself?"

Y/N: "OH SHIT! TELL HIM AGAIN!"

Arachnid: "Why are you even here!? Listen it's the fucking only way you can get to Haven! You gotta rank up!"

Isaac: "Dude if that's all it fucking takes then what the fuck are we doing!? Let's flip the switch and get to Haven!"

Y/N: "You aren't ready. Besides you guys don't even have enough XP to get to my level. If it didn't get stolen then you would get close to me. Isaac don't you think I would have tried to get to Haven by now?"

Arachnid: "Every time my fucking XP has been stolen is by people that are always around you!"

Isaac: "Yo motherfucker that is presumptuous as shit. That's racist man! I don't know them, They are following me and if it's about the hat then that's why I changed it. Malachi is fucking dead and you couldn't catch up to the bitch so fuck me right!?"

Arachnid: "You gotta find that fucking blue haired bitch."

Isaac: "No bitch. I'm done with her, she's too mouthy man. I'm moving to better things, I got some real life pussy to win back."

Arachnid: "You're a piece of shit."

Isaac: "Man you are a piece of shit. That's the teams name, team piece of shit and you are the fucking captain."

Y/N: "Wait I thought it was already called that? Can we call Arachnid Captain Shit Head?"

Arachnid: "I'm going to kill you!"

Y/N: "I'll be quiet."

Arachnid: "You need to find that blue haired-"

Issac: "I already told you I don't know where the fuck she is! She killed me once, She's popping up in the woods, She's popping up there, I don't-"

Arachnid: "She likes to pop up around you, she must like you or some shit!"

Isaac: "Maybe she does man, dude that doesn't fucking matter dude! I ain't some fucking wiz I'm not just going to find her-" 

Isaac and Arachnid: "Moderator."

Y/N: "You guys are in sync!"

Isaac: "And let me guess, that's my job isn't it?"

Arachnid: "Well he isn't going to give me the coordinates!"

Y/N: "He'll give them to me."

Arachnid: "Shut the fuck up already! Wait are you fucking working with the moderator!?"

Y/N: "You just love assuming shit huh? No I'm not working with him. I've told him before that I am a lone wolf. Listen I can get coords to her alright?"

Isaac: "Fuck that dude I'll do it tomorrow. I ain't doing that shit."

Arachnid: "Man that's like your favorite phrase,*I'll do it tomorrow*"

Y/N: "Can you two shut the fuck up already? I've been listening to you two sound like a married couple for a while now. I can do it if you want okay?"

Isaac: "Nah Y/N don't worry about it. Like I said I'll do it tomorrow for now I have something to deal with."

Y/N: "Alright peace Isaac."

Arachnid: "I still don't understand why you are here."

Y/N: "Am I not allowed to help?"

Arachnid: "You want to help? Then help by getting us some XP."

Y/N: "Alright easy enough, I think I know a place but I'll check it last."

*Timeskip Next Day*

Y/N: "Knock Knock Hello Solomon!"

I just walked in to see Solomon not there but John. God I don't like him.

John: "What the fuck are you doing here!?"

And now he's pointing a shotgun at me.

Y/N: "Hey man let's calm down a bit okay? I'm not here to start shit, I'm here to see Solomon."

John: "Well Solomon went on a business trip. I'm in charge while he is gone."

Y/N: "Great..."

John: "What the fuck is that supposed to mean!?"

Y/N: *Sigh* "Nothing. Well I wasted my time coming here."

???: "Boss I heard something outside!"

John: "What!? I'll go check it out and you make sure he doesn't do anything!"

Y/N: "But I was about to leave... So what's up?"

???: "Shut the fuck up."

Y/N: "Okay..."

Why is everyone such an asshole? Why would I even think of coming here last?

Isaac: "GET THE FUCK OFF ME BITCH!"

John: "Sit the fuck down! You too! This is just what I needed. Not two people, but fucking three now!"

Isaac: "The fuck are you talking about? Y/N!? Why are you here?"

Y/N: "No reason, I was trying to leave but he won't fucking let me. Fucking asshole."

John: "Shut the fuck up before I kill you."

Y/N: "Fine."

Isaac and Rebekah start arguing.

John: "What are you two a married couple!?"

Y/N: "Hey I made a joke about that but it was someone else."

John: "Last warning before I kill you."

Y/N: "..."

John puts a hat on.

Isaac: "Dude what the fuck is this?"

Rebekah: "What are you the Monopoly guy?"

Y/N: *Starts Laughing*

John: "I'm the new boss around here."

Isaac: "You what?"

John: "You heard me, I'm the new boss around here."

Isaac: "You're the boss? You think just because you put Solomon's hat on that it makes you the boss?"

John: "It's not Solomon's hat, it's my hat. I'm John, I run this motherfucker now."

Isaac: "Hello John, dumbass John. You think just because you put on a hat it means you're the boss? You don't just go from janitor to captain."

John picks his shotgun up and aims it at Isaac.

John: "You wanna do something about it? Who the fuck said I was the janitor?"

Isaac: "Just saying, you deal with a lot of bullshit right?"

John: "Yeah I'm dealing with one right now."

Isaac: "I ain't fucking scared of you bro I've already died once-"

He's pointing it down at his crotch... 

John: "Not scared of me huh?"

Isaac: "What the fuck do you want man?"

John: "Let me see your fucking wrist."

Isaac shows his wrists.

Isaac: "It's the same shit dude! I'm fucking clean I'm no threat to you alright?"

John: "And your mouthy girlfriend too."

Isaac: "She isn't my fucking girlfriend dude! She's good."

Rebekah pulls one sleeve to reveal that she is ranked. Level 5 huh?

John: "Whoa whoa, You're gonna sneak around my house ranked? With weapons? What are you trying to kill me and my brothers?"

Rebekah: "Not yet."

They start arguing again until the ginger kid came in with a hammer.

John: "Gingey what the fuck are you doing here?"

Tomato boy looks at me and Isaac.

Gingey: "What the fuck are they doing here!? They are the ones that keep beating and killing me!

John: "Wait a minute. You two are the ones killing him?"

Y/N: "Am I allowed to speak now? Yes? Thank you, Isaac isn't the one killing him, That's me. I mean look at him! He looks like a fucking tomato! Easy target!"

John: "Easy target huh? No next time you two go after him is the last time you go after him."

Isaac: "What the fuck ever dude."

Y/N: "But that ruins the fun! *Sigh* Fine I'll just go find someone else to have fun with."

Gingey: "Yeah you understand that you two bitches!? *Spits in our faces*

Y/N: "... John? Next time he spits in my face I will go after him. You are lucky I'm not going after him now."

Isaac: "Ugh the fuck."

Rebekah: "Want me to kill him for you?"

Isaac: "Yes."

John: "Enough of this killing bullshit you two. Do you guys understand what family you are fucking with?"

Y/N: "Can I guess?"

Isaac: "Yeah dude it's Solomon's family, you ain't even a part of it."

John: "Oh I'm not even a part of it? I am it now.Solomon left me in charge did you seem to forget that?"

Here we go again.

Y/N: Can we stop repeating shit? It gets annoying after a while."

John: "Like you have room to talk about being annoying. Now then girl I didn't quite get your name."

Rebekah: "It's Rebekah you asshole."

John: "Well Rebekah you asshole do you know what this is?"

Isaac: "That's a fucking cookie jar."

Y/N: "Shouldn't you being hiding that from your little brothers?"

John: "This is our family jar of XP. It gets refilled everyday."

Isaac: "Damn bro, better fill that shit up regularly. Go get your boy's and go loot."

John: "Oh I think someone did loot because that's where it came from."

Isaac: "What the fuck man I didn't take any-"

Y/N: "And this is where you say you are going to kill us if we don't stay the fuck away from your looting spots right?"

Isaac: "Wait that means the shit respawns?"

John: "Yes and yes again it does mean that me and my 11 brothers will fucking kill you if you go near them again."

Isaac: "We understand man."

Y/N: "We?"

John: "Got a present for your mouthy girlfriend."

Isaac: "Dude she isn't my girlfriend bitch."

Y/N: "You sure?"

John: "Here is five bags of XP sweetie-"

Isaac: "This is the same shit Solomon does-"

John: "Did I ask you bitch? No. Back to you, five bags of XP. You give them out to your friends and you tell them that if they want anymore, that they can come see that Sexy Mobster John."

Rebekah: "Alright."

Y/N: "Dude ew what the fuck kind of nickname is that? Are you asking me to make jokes about you?"

John: "Where the fuck are you three going?"

Isaac: "We are leaving now."

John points the shotgun at me and Isaac.

John: "Hey the same rules still go. Next time I catch you two, You are both dead."

Y/N: "Whatever you say Sexy Mobster John HAHA!"

We run outside.

Isaac: "Hey yo yo we ain't done here yet. I still need that XP."

Y/N: "And I want an apology for hitting me in the face!"

Rebekah: "Well here you can have this XP, and you aren't getting an apology."

Y/N: "Why is everyone such an asshole...?"

Isaac: "Where are you going?"

Rebekah: "Bye Isaac."

Y/N: "Where's my goodbye?"

Isaac: "Am I going to see you again?"

Rebekah: "I hope so."

Y/N: "..."

Isaac: "Thank you! Uhhh Y/N? You good?"

Y/N: "Yeah fucking dandy right now! Everyone being an asshole to me is the best feeling in the world!"

Isaac: "Well dude I'm gonna log off alright? I'll see you later."

Y/N: "Yeah yeah see you later dude."

I'll log out too. Wait what? Where the fuck is my mini mirror? DID THAT FALL OUT OF MY POCKET!? I'll go ask John if I can use one of his mirrors than.

Y/N: "Hey John!?"

He's already pointing that fucking shotgun at me.

John: "What the fuck are you doing back in here!?"

Y/N: "Look dude my mini mirror fell out of my pocket at some point and I'm looking to log out. Can I use the bathrooms mirror?"

John: "Yeah go ahead before I fucking kill you."

Y/N: "Thanks buddy!"

I go into the bathroom and try to log out but nothing was happening. What the fuck!? Is that me in the mirror!?

Y/N: "What the fuck...?"

Other Y/N: "HAHAHAHA ah Y/N! You found it! The master realm! Now it's time to destroy someone else's life!"

Y/N: "What the fuck are you talking about!? Why do you look like me!? What do you mean by destroy someone else's life!? WHO ARE YOU!?"

Other Y/N: "Don't worry about that. You want to know who I am? I am the Devil my friend. It's time to go now!"

Y/N: "NO!-"

A/N: "Well isn't that a kick in the dick? All he wanted to do was log out and this happens? Guess we will find out more in the next page!