ORIGINAL

"As king, I really don't think I should be subjected to this torment."

"Ah, but if I didn't torment you, then nobody would, and what on earth would we do about your tremendous ego then? Be a shame if you couldn't fit through the doors anymore, Your Highness."

"...Remind me again why I haven't sacked you?"

"Could it be that you'd miss these sparkling conversations?"

"No."

"You'd miss my quick wit?"

"Unlikely."

"This handsome face?"

"...Really?"

"Well, Sire, in all likelihood, it's because you know no one else would put up with you."

"..."

"I'll... go pack my things..."