I made an AU. I really weird AU.

Alexander has awful anger issues

Charles Lee is an alcoholic.

John is addicted to sex.

Lafayette is a stripper.

Hercules is obsessed with saying "Brrah"

Aaron is clueless.

Phillip Hamilton is a drug dealer but doesn't actually do drugs. He just drinks and smokes.

Maria is a prostitute.

Peggy is in mental hospital because she went insane from being a background character and feeling left out.

Eliza is obsessed with Alexander.

King George is still insane but on a way higher level.

Samuel is tol cinnamon roll that needs to be protected at all cost. And has a gay crush on King George.

George Washington as series problems and can't remember shit.

That's all for now. I may add in Thomas Jefferson and James Madison.