Alex rolled his eyes. "No Laf. No." He murmured.
"Bu-" Laf began.
"Noooo! No! No no!" Alex exclaimed, throwing his arms in the air. "Do I have to say it again?"
"No sir." Laf bowed his head so that it was as if Alex was in charge of him.
"Okay." Alex eyed Laf subconsciously.
"It's just that-" Laf continued.
"Laf! What did I say?" Alex yelled.
Laf frowned. "Alex. I have a voice and I need to be- erm... heared."
"Heard." Hercules put in. He then gave Laf a thumbs up. "Doing great Laf."
"Thanks." Laf said to Hercules before turning his attention back to Alex ."just heard me out."
"Uh-"
"Please mon amie!" Laf begged. Alex thought about it for a moment before nodding and spreading his arms in a 'go on' gesture. Laf grinned and began to speak. "The kids need a new slide. The old one has a crack in it."
"And so so many memories."Alex chimed. He really didn't want a knew slide. He had kissed Eliza for 30 seconds on that slide.
"And is dangerous to the kids."Laf continued.
"Where is the school getting the money for this slide?" Alex said. "Huh? I don't suppose you have some money to donate? That's exactly right! We need to spend our money on stuff that counts!"
Laf raised an eyebrow. "Like...?"
"Like--- like... Like juice boxes, fresh pants for when you go pee pee in your old ones and-" Alex couldn't think of a third thing.
"Stuffed Animals!" Hercules said happily.
Laf glanced at Herc . "Who's side are you on anyway?"
"Nobody's." Herc said sheepishly.
"We need a new slide Lex!"Laf said."And that is final!"
"Okay... fine." Alex said grumpily.