Hamilcast x reader
POV: Third person
References: nO DAMMIT
Time period: modern
A/n: yes. Doing the Hamilcast just this once

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"Damn it's dark in here." Oak muttered as he walked on stage for rehersals.

Currently, there was only Jasmine, Anthony, Philippa and Y/n around. Lin and the others haven't arrived yet.

"You guys have a flash light or something?" He asked.

"Flash light like the Jessie J song." Pippa said.

"We don't need a flash light because we have our own JCJ right here." Y/n said and patted Jazzy on the back.

"I don't get it..." Oak said.

"Jasmine Cephas-Jones. JCJ." Y/n said.

"That makes sense." Anthony laughed.

"Y'all are fucking annoying." Jazzy said.

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"Okay, then we--" Lin stopped short. "Y/n wake up."

Y/n groaned and snored. The cast were currently discussing things about they musical. They sat at a long table. Lin was seated at the head and Groffsauce was seated opposite. Y/n's hands were folded and her head was rested in the middle.

"Y/n!" Lin said louder. The girl just snored. "Get up dammit!"

She snored louder. She shifted her head. Jazzy and Pippa snickered. Lin yelled louder but Y/n remained asleep. Daveed stiffled a laugh. Lin continued yelling. Groffsauce chuckled. Lin kept yelling and Oak had enough.

"Y/n." Oak, who was seated next to her, said in a hushed tone.

Y/n shot up immediately. "Wusgoinon?" She said sleepily.

"... how--" Oak cut Lin off.

"Magic." Oak answered with a smug look on his face.

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"Coffee." Lin moaned sleepily.

"Yeah yeah." Y/n said and approached Lin with two cups of coffee.

Lin was low on energy and went to Y/n's apartment for coffee. Lin rolled around the floor. Y/n squealed as he rolled past her. She almost spilled the coffee.

"I can't survive without cafe!" He yelled, quoting his own musical.

"I serve cafe." Y/n sighed, quoting along with him. She set the cup on the table.

"Yas!!" Lin exclaimed as he got up from the floor. He took the cup of coffee and sniffed it.

"You're weird." Y/n commented.

He took a sip of the coffee and sighed contently. Y/n smiled at Lin. Lin finished the coffee in less than five minutes.

"Thanks!" Lin said and pecked Y/n on the lips.

Y/n blushed and covered her face on the throw pillow.

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"Let's play kill, fuck, marry!" Anthony said to Y/n.

"Okay?" Y/n said.

"Okay, me, Philip, or Laurens?" Anthony asked.

"Okay... marry you, fuck you, then kill you." Y/n said.

"Th-that's not how the game goes." Anthony said, blushing a bit.

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"Groffsauce." Y/n began.

"YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ALIVE!!!"

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"Ah. This is lovely." Lin said as he spread his arms out. The some of cast memebers go on a vacation.

His hair flowed through the wind. Anthony and Jasmine were snapping pictures. Oak and Pippa were unpacking. Y/n, Lin's sister, and her boyfriend Daveed were nowhere to be found.

Lin breathed in the fresh air. The scene was so peaceful. Until he heard the screaming. He turned around to see Daveed carrying Y/n on his back and running at full speed. (And the lack of deoderant)

"LIIIIIIIIIN!!! HELP MEEEE!!" Y/n yelled as they ran past him.

"Kids these days." Lin mutter to himself.

"Hey, Y/n, I'mma climb this tree." Daveed said.

"Daveed no!"

"DAVEED YES!"

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"Hey, I'm a lesbian." Y/n said jokingly to Philippa.

".... I thought you were *insert race*." Pippa said, confused.

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Y/n and Jazzy were singing Only Us from Dear Evan Hansen for the Ham4Ham show. Y/n was Zoe and Jazzy was Evan for reasons only Lin knows.

"So what if it's us? What if it's us a--"

"AND PEGGY!!" Jasmine yelled, cutting Y/n off.

The crowd laughed and Y/n glared at Jazzy. Jasmine shrugged and smiled. Maybe this was the reason Lin picked them.

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Thayne stuffed his face with cookies. He moaned as he savored the delicious treat. Y/n walked pass him and smirked.

She ran and grabbed the box of cookies. Thayne stared at her quizically. She winked at Thayne and ran away with the cookies.

"MY BABIES ARE BEING KIDNAPPED!!!!" Thayne yelled and ran after Y/n.

"Thayne eats his kids?" Lin asked Groff.

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Y/n told the boys goodbye as she left the theater. Anthony smirked at something Y/n left. He held up Y/n's phone for the rest of the boys to see. Devilish smirks were soon plastered on their faces.

"You know what must be done." Oak said to Anthony who nodded in response.

Y/n stopped short in her tracks. She patted her pockets. Oh God! She left her phone. She raced back to the theather.

"Hey, Y/n!" Groff said as she ran by. She completely ignored the poor dude. "Okay then. Good talk."

She found her phone. And the boys.

Anthony, Oak, Daveed, and Lin were all filming themselves live on Y/n's instagram. They didn't even notice Y/n walk in.

"Go you three take your shirts off!" Lin yelled.

"Okay!" The other three boys replied and began to take their shirts off.

"HELL NO! BITCH GIVE IT BACK!" Y/n yelled.

Lin dropped the phone and all the boys ran away.

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A/n: just doing this once or twice. Also I might start a Naria book. If I feel like it, that is. :D