Lafayette's ded
POV: thïrd përsön
References: NAH TO THE AH TO THE NO NO NO
Time period: meerdoorn
A/n: Hehehehehhehe xD

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Y/n stuffed her phone into her pocket and she walked outside her apartment. She was going to hunt the rare and mytical creature; a Lafayette.

Herc and Peggy were in the lobby. Herc was carrying rope, a net, and a spray bottle. And Peggy was grinning like crazy, holding her camera.

"Hey guys!" She greeted.

"Ready to hunt the Lafayette?" Herc asked.

"Mhmm." Y/n said and nodded.

"Let's go!!" Peggy yelled and the three set of for the hunt.

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Hercules gripped the rope as Lafayette approached the bait, which was a pile of baguettes. Lafayette sniffed the air and crept towards the baguettes.

Peggy tried not to laugh. She was holding a camera and filming the whole thing. Laf was getting closer now. Peggy let out a small giggle and Laf stiffened. He looked around like a meerkat, scearching for any harm.

"Shhh." Y/n said to Peggy.

"Sorry." Peggy whispered.

Lafayette was closer now. He picked up a baguette and waved it around the air. Laf was a weird man. He picked up the rest of the baguettes and looked at his surroundings. He chucked a baguette in a near by bush.

"OUCH!!" The baguette hit Herc in the head.

"MERDE!! TALKING BUSHED!!" Lafayette yelled. He abandoned the baguettes and ran away.

"Herc, you ruin everything." Peggy yelled as she and Y/n went to check in him.

Y/n patted Herc on the head. He flinched in pain. Hercules huffed and grabbed his stuff. They all ran to chase the Frenchman.

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"C-c-come on. C-c-come on. Go go." Peggy whispered as Laf went closer to their trap.

He was chasing a butterfly that was headed straight for the net trap Peggy had set up. Lafayette ran straight into the trap, getting caught in the net.

"GAHH!" Laf hissed. "Get me outt!!"

"GUYS I CAUGHT HIM!!" Peggy yelled.

Y/n and Hercules ran to the scene. They looked around. Peggy turned towards them and gave them a proud smile.

"Where is he?" Herc asked.

"There!" Peggy said as she turned back to see a broken net. "Dammit."

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"Is this going to work?" Herc asked.

"Prolly." Peggy answered as she stuff Herc into a baguette suit.

"Where... did you get this?" Herc asked.

"Y/n found it in a dumpster." She answered.

Herc shivered. "Okay. Where is she anyway?" He asked.

"She says she's gonna come up with a better plan. So while she's doing that, we do this." Peggy said and strapped on the suit.

"I feel stupid." Herc whinned.

"You already were even without the suit." Peggy answered. "Shit. Here he comes!"

She dove into a near by bush and hid. Laf pounced on Herc, causing them to both fall down. Peggy recorded the whole thing, don't worry.

Herc yelled and tried to get Lafayette off him. Lafayette bit Herc's arm, which made him scream. Laf got scared and ran away.

"DAMMIT HERC YOU HAD ONE JOB." Peggy yelled and jumped out of the bush.

Hercules had scratched everywhere. Lafayette even bit off part of his clothes. Herc glared at Peggy.

"You wanna try it?" Herc asked, panting.

And Peggy! And Peggy! And Peggy!

"Wha'sat?" Herc asked, now sitting down.

"My ringtone." Peggy said proudly. She opened her phone to see a text from Y/n.

[Queen Biotch]

Queen Biotch
Pegs, Herc, get your asses over here]

Peggles
[Kay jeez

"Y/n says we should meet her." Peggy told Herc and helped him up.

"Okay, did she tell you her plan?"

And Peggy! And Peggy! And Peggy!

She pulled out her phone and checked the text. She stiffled a laugh. Herc offered a confused look.

"She just did."

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"REALLY, Y/N, REALLY?!" Herc asked.

"Yes." Y/n sighed.

"You just want a kiss from him." Herc pouted and crossed his arms.

"Maybe you want a kiss from him!" Y/n yelled.

"Guys, guys! I think we all want a kiss from him." Peggy said and stepped in between before they could fight each other.

"But seriously, a 'free kisses for a Frenchman carrying baguettes' booth." Herc asked.

"It sounded like a good plan in my head..." Y/n grumbled.

"We can try something else." Peggy said.

"Fuck it! I want a kiss from Laf!" Herc said.

"Well me too!" Y/n said.

"Don't forget me!" Peggy added.

They all shared and awkward silence.

"We all like him?" They said in unison.

Well, except Peggy who said, "Herc is gay?"

More silence.

"Who's gonna do it?" Peggy asked.

"ME OBVIOUSLY!" Y/n yelled.

"But what about me?!" Herc yelled

"What about you?" Y/n asked.

"I wanna kiss." Herc whinned.

Y/n pecked him on the cheek. His face went red. And again, Peggy recorded it.

"Satisfied?" Y/n asked, crossing her arms.

"I will never be satisfied." Herc said.

Peggy smacked him on the back of the head. Herc yelled in pain and rubbed his head.

"Don't steal my sister's line." Peggy said. "Let's just punch him in the head. That'll knock him out!"

Laf walked towards them, screeching. Y/n punched him inthe face and he collapsed on the ground.

"..... well that was easy." Y/n said.

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A/n: and that was how Laf got kidnapped :D