Jon laurs x yeeter
Pov: this must be craCk
References: ofC it be CraCk it had tiK tOk
Time period: ohNOEs
Warning: cringy tik tok meme, dabs, forkmite, excessive oof-ing, and possibly a shrek appearance

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Moosic started playing in the bg as jon laur begin his dance

"hitor miss" he say, fingere guns

"i guess gay nver miss hUUUUUH." he say face zoom into his face

He shaketh his booty "ya got a bf i gues he neva kiss ya"

"MUaH" He make el kisso to el ur name

"he gon find another girl and he won miss yAH" walks out to get hooked or smth

Ya nam oofed a lot then followd her bf to the dang er ous street. He bee shaketh booty at el alexnadre

The gremlin be blooshin at el thiqq booty so y/n orange justiced over and smacKK mr write in the head

"oof" he say as he fall to the poor floor

Floor is sad bec salamandre kiss it muAHHHHH

Jettersfon saw the fall and post it on vine bec lets face it its better then teek talk. Thot's ass be dabbing all up in u bisness

Biching round the bush which was actually medicine child who is sick of all their bs so he rode the l into space with a large baguette taggin along the ride

Horse daddy saw and quickly chase dem down b4 they see tony stanks starvin to death in el space donut and cry over endgame yall it was HeLLa depressing

Jon be dabbin on a tree wich was actually the old drake meme i still use to spam my friends

A wild red woman and peggy on an eggy be in the tree also bec add the edgy peggy to the top of the meme und red hooman to bottom of meme and change drake to nexnadre's stoopid face

Quality memes fer late night tumblring or instagramming hehehhehehehheheh

Turt boi be havin non of ur spicy memes so he yet himself out the meme three with a oof. Y/n follow ofc bec she cannot afford to pay for more property damage

"no dent" yells u as u spot him
"wheeps" he say as he dab like miz khalifa

The dab was so cringy it exploded into the worse trend ever

Turns out the worse trend is actually ur favorite best boi

"WHO BE STOMPIN IN MES SWAMP"

:00000 it be shrekity rekity rek

Yayayyayayyayayayyayayyaya

"he gon eat my ass like pizza" onion layer boi say before turning into el gasp jon laurs

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A/n: i remember thinking of this but I dont even remember writing this???