Thomas x reader
POV: and reader!
Refernces: hahahaha nope
Time period: modern
Warning: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I hate my roommate.

Thomas Jefferson was the biggest man whore on campus, so when I found out we were roommates, I wasn't quite trilled.

Thomas would often come back to the dorm with a girl or two and they'd have fun in his room while I was forced to listen to their stupid screams.

I wanted to switch dorms but it's not like I could afford a new dorm. Eliza said she was willing to trade dorms with me but I wouldn't let her near that slut

I woke up, early as usual, and made breakfast. Pancakes and bacon. Nothing special. While I was getting ingredients, I felt someone wrap their arms around my waist. I grabbed the pan and hit Thomas in the head.

"Ouch!" He yelled and backed up. "What was that for?!"

"Don't touch me you asshat!" I yelled at him.

He smirked. "It's only a matter of time before you give in, Y/n." He said.

"Whatever, you man whore." I replied and went back to making breakfast.

"You'd make a good wife."

"You'd make a good punching bag."

He laughed. I put my focus back on the food. Soon, the pancakes and bacon were done and ready to eat. I put them on a pate and began eating. Thomas took a piece of bacon.

He looked at me playfully. I glared at him and continued eating. He stood up and left the dorm.

"I FUCKING HATE HIM!!" I yelled. "Fucking took my bacon."

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I was looking for my book, Common Sense. I looked everywhere but couldn't seem to find it. Under the couch. Nope. In my room. No way. In the microwave. Why would it be there?

I sighed and went to the last place I'd go to. Thomas' room.

I walked in, not bothering to knock. I found him laying in bed, shirtless and reading my book. I glared at him. He looked up from the book and smiled.

"Hello, doll." Thomas said and sat up. "Didn't hear you come in."

"Give me my book." I said.

He raised his arms in surrender. "It was boring anyways." He said as he tossed it over to me.

I yelped and caught it. He chuckled, earning a glare from me. I huffed and stormed out of his room.

"No good bye kiss?" He asked.

"Suck a dick!" I yelled back.

I stromed into my room. I plopped on the bed and picked up where I left off. After thirty minutes or so I realized something was missing. But what?

I have my book. I'm pretty Thomas didn't take my virginity. (:D yet) Wallet. Check. My phone...

Well, shit.

I left my phone in the asshole's room. I stood up and took a mental note of the page in the book. I quickly ran into Thomas' room-- OH SWEET MOTHER OF PEGGY!

Thomas threw his head back and moaned. His hand was wrapped around his cock, pumping it up and down. He gasped and moaned.

"Y/nnnnn~" He cried with pleasure.

I awkwardly stood there as Thomas was masturbating. He rubbed himself and groaned. His hand got faster and faster. Thomas' moans filled his room.

"F-fuuuuuckkk-k." He moaned.

I was more disgusted by the man than ever. Thomas moans were louder as he pumped himself faster. He screamed my name and groaned.

"A-ah~! Y/nn-- Y/N!" He said as he saw me. "I-I... uh.."

I slowly leaned to a table near his door. I grabbed my phone and awkwardly walked away.

"I need to bleach my eyes." I said as I walked away.

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A/n: I have no regrets :D