First of all credit to Julianna_isme
I totally wasn't stalking her page and thought of this vine *cough*

Alex: *Holds up a yellow crayon*

Philip:  Pops! Is that a weed!

Alex: No its a crayo-

Phillip: I'm calling the police! *dials 911 on the Microwave*

Operator: 911 what's your emergency?

Alex: *is scared*