Warning Hammy will write this whole completely drunk XD
I mean come on he's drunk obviously XD oh Hammy

Laurens is so hot. He's so cute. I love his freckles. I love his flushed beautiful face
Why won't Aaron Burr Sir just take that girl and marry her! Just go get her. I'll never understand him. Just make her your wife, Aaron Burr Sir. I did it.
I love the sound of Lafayette's voice. I love his accent. I want to touch it. Can you touch an accent? Huh. Should try that