I just woke up in the woods. I have no idea where I am. It's wet and there's wet leaves everywhere.
I wish I knew how to get home. For now I'm just wandering around calling for help.
Where am I?! I don't like this place! I wanna go home!
Do I even have a home?!
Wait! I see lights! I think it's a house! What if I knocked on the door.
A nice looking person is watching me through the window. He looks really familiar. I feel like I should know him.
A sign on a gate thing in front view of his house says 'Washington'.
.....who the fuck is Washington? That sounds familiar....
-uh....

I'm trying an amnesia angle XD