(Pick a name) and (pick a name) sitting in a tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g
Fist comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes riding slowly on a carriage
Then you have kids
Get a divorce because of it
Let you husband take your pride
Until you start to die inside
Then he commits suicide
And you get depressed until the day you die.

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