I wanted to clear some stories so I am putting some I like in this oneshot book

Washington is drunk so....yeah...

Redcoat 1- what do you mean by that?
Washington-oh your stupid, huh, I can deal with stupid, daddy likey dummy
Alex- PSTTTTT HAHAHAHA
Alex- good one sir! Daddy likey dummy!
Redcoat 2- You better stop laughing at us!
Redcoat 1- Yeah, you are the ones in our Mercy!
Alex- it's hard to resist and I am really sorry considering your approach thus far, you had us tied here for what hours, and you haven't even had us confirmed what we are yet!
Redcoat 2- what are you then?
Alex- I'm a Capricorn!
Washington- HA!
Redcoat 1- Ohhhh smart guy aye?
Redcoat 2- one more peep out of you and we will shut you up!
Washington- Oh get kinky!
Redcoat 1 and 2- AH
Redcoat 1- We ain't playing any demon kinks!
Washington- I mean that's what it sounded like back there you sickos
Alex- please don't give them ideas sir
Washington- why not? I know the shit your into

Laurens, Mulligan, and Lafayette who was trying to save them- I- uhhhhh-