THE CHEEZ-ITS ARE GONE! (Jeggy)
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"JOHN! JOHN LAURENS GET IN HERE NOW!" Peggy Schuyler yelled to her boyfriend (boyf riends I AM NOT SRY!) , John Laurens. He came pounding down the stairs
"Peggy?! Peggy what's wrong?! Are you ok?!" he yelled, finding his girlfriend in the kitchen
"They're... they're gone!" she exclaimed
"What?" John asked, confused
"T-them!" Peggy yelled, stretching her face with her hands
"What's gone?!" John guestioned, worried. What was missing? What if it was her $1000 dollar necklace?! Or the TV?! OR HIS TURTLE?!
"The- the Cheez- Its!" she cried, jumping up and down
Oh no
That is the WORST POSSIBLE THING out of EVERYTHING in this house! (Sorry, Sheldon)
"OH MY GOD?! HOW?!" he screamed
"I DON'T KNOW!" Peggy screamed back, stressed af
"Peggy, listen" John said, grabbing her shoulders. "The Cheez-Its are gone. Do you know what that means?"
Peggy gasped. "OUR LIVES ARE OVER!" she yelled
"I KNOW!" John exclaimed
They both sank to the ground, shaking. They kept muttering "our lives are over" or "the Cheez-Its are gone" over and over again
Then it hit Peggy. "JOHN! If our lives are ending, we have to say goodbye!"
"Oh. My. God. You're right!" he acknowledged.
John ran to his car and jumped in the front seat. Peggy followed, running to the passenger's seat
First stop : Angelica and Thomas's house
"John? Peggy? What are you guys doing here?" Thomas asked as he answered the door
"Get Angie out here" Peggy answered
"Okaaay?" Thomas said, unsure. He left the doorframe, and came back with Angelica
"Peg? John?" she asked
"I LOVE YOU ANGELICA!" Peggy yelled, and hugged her sister. She then turned to Thomas
"I don't specifically like you that much, but take care of my sister" she said, and patted him on the shoulder
John did the same thing to Angie, and gave her a hug. He walked to Thomas.
"If you make her cry, your dead " he threatened
"You guys do realized Angelica and I have been married for almost a year, right?" Thomas asked
"Yeah, but that doesn't stop us!" Peggy exclaimed, and blew a raspberry at Thomas
"Peg, what's going on?" Angelica asked
"...Bye!" John answered, and pulled his girlfriend toward his car. They drove off, receiving confused waves from the Jeffersons
Next stop: Lafayette and Hercules's house
"Hey bros! Wanna hang?" Herc said as he answered the door
"No time! Love you, bro" John responded
"Woah woah woah. Dude, I'm already dating Laf" Herc said. Peggy facepalmed
"Herc...just... why are you like this?" John asked as Herc laughed. "Just go get Laf"
"Mmk" he responded, and soon Laf was there
They all said goodbye, though Herc and Laf had no idea what was going on. They just rolled with it
"Bye Herc. Spy buddies forever?" she asked. Herc laughed and nodded. They did their special handshake:
(NOT SRY)
Soon, Peggy and John left
"What the fuck was that?" Herc asked
"Honestly, I have no idea. But when you think about it, that's probably one of the most normal things they've done" Laf responded
Last stop: Alexander and Eliza's house
Peggy rag the doorbell. A three year old opened it
"AWNT PEGLEG!" he yelled
"Haia Philip!" Peggy responded. Then she realized:
"Wait... PegLeg?" she asked
Philip nodded his head. "Daddy taught me that!" he exclaimed proudly
"Great..." Peggy gritted through her teeth as John laughed
"Oh, hi Uncle Johnny Boi!" Philip said happily. John stopped laughing
"Lemme guess. Daddy taught you that?" John asked
"Yep!" the three year old responded
All of a sudden yu could hear rattiling in the background. Then faint voices
"Alex?! Did you open the door?"
"Uh, no"
"PHILIP! Take May!"
Then Eliza came into view
"Philip! Stop opening the door!" Eliza scolded, and looked up to see her sister and her boyfriend
"Oh thank god it's you!" Eliza exclaimed. All of a sudden Peggy threw herself into Eliza's arms. Eliza fell backwards, causing her to scream. Alex came running down the stairs, balencing a 9 month old baby on his hip
"ELIZA?!" he yelled. Then he saw Peggy still attached to Eliza's neck. He sighed and started to bring his daughter, Maybelle, upstairs
"ALEX WAIT!" John yelled. Alex turned on his heel
"What?" he asked
"I LOVE YOU!" John yelled. Alex's eyes went wide
"John, I'm married and I have two kids" he said
"Jesus christ! Not that kind of love! Like, best friends kind of love!" John exclaimed. Alex made a face like "Ohhhh..." and he set Maybelle in her crib. He turned around and John gave him a huge hug. Alex awkwardly patted his back
"Peggy, John, what's going on?" Eliza asked
"Its just... our lives are ending!" Peggy said dramatically
"Why?" Alex asked
"Because our Cheez-Its are gone!" John exclaimed, holding on to his girlfriend. "And we decided to say goodbye to our loved ones and to stick with each other no matter what!"
"Um, you know we have some in the pantry" Eliza said
"WHAT?!" Peggy yelled. She and John looked at eachother, and started racing to the kitchen
"MINE!" Peggy screamed
"NO! MINE!" John yelled
They started yanking each other backwards, trying to be the first in the kitchen
"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" Peggy growled, and jumped up and grabbed the Cheez-Its from the shelf. She ripped them open and started devouring them. John stole the box from her and started pouring them into his mouth. They kept fighting for it until the whole box was gone
"So much for 'sticking with each other no matter what' " he laughed
"Peg, John, I think you guys have a problem" Eliza said
"Yeah, probably" John replied
Peggy wiped her mouth and sat in a proper position. She interwined her fingers and put them on her lap
"So Alexander. About those nick-names..."
Hope y'all enjoyed! This one was so much fun to write!
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