the author had 20 missing assignments and forgot to finish them

Sofia was caught reading Wattpad in class

Mikayla died of cringe because she read the original book

Jarker had an opinion on the internet

Skeeter went to go get the milk and never came back

Alexander Hamilton thought duelling Burr was a good idea

Aaron Burr had a stroke and tried to light his candle with his gun

John Laurens remembered the 27th of August 1782 existed

Marie Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert de Motier de La Fayette, Marquis de La Fayette tried saying his full name

Hercules Mulligan found out Mullete existed

Angelica Schuyler expired. (Listen to Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Cries.)

Eliza Schuyler's time was up, BUT HAS SHE DONE ENOUGH-

Margarita Peggy Schuyler got And Peggy'd

Samuel Seabury accidentally summoned Satan while saying a prayer.

King George III went insane.

George Washington was too old for this.

Charles Lee was too old for this #2.

Thomas Jefferson tried to tame his murderous goat.

James Madison was too short to go on the theme park ride.

Phillip Hamilton counted to 7

Maria Reynolds Alt + F4'd her marriage with James Reynolds before The Reynolds Phamplet happened.

James Reynolds was less of a b**ch and didn't force Maria to do anything.

the end.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye-

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A/N: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS WOOP-