A/N: Changed ' to ". This is the edited version, because the old version decided: F you, time to delete myself, WOOP WOOP! ALSO, i know they didn't all meet in one day, and That Hercules and Lafayette never met. (Hard pills to swallow.)

-Turtle P.O.V-

I didn't expect it to work, but suddenly, there we were. In a Tavern. Looked like it was from the 17-1800's. In the middle were 4 men, holding booze, singing at the top of their lungs: 

"I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!"

There was also another man, looking like he was regretting his life.

"Ready for the kidnapping?" Whispered Sofia, holding ropes, 8 bats and.. DRUGS!? Yup. That's my friend for you.

"Heck yeah I am MATERIAL GORLL!" Whisper-Yelled Amelia, gaining the attention of the Bartender.

Suddenly, before I could even blink, the 5 men were knocked on the floor.

"RUN! TAKE THE BULLETS OUT YO GUN! RUN BACK INTO THE PORTAL AND GET THEM!" Yelled Camilo. I didn't understand how he could make A REFERENCE in a situation like this. I rushed forward and grabbed a man that looked like John Lauren's. Not Anthony Ramos, the REAL John Laurens. 

Sofia had Grabbed Alex, I got John, Olivia got Lafayette, Camilo grabbed Hercules and Amelia grabbed Lafayette. We rushed back into the portal, stuffing the men in the extremely large bags and shoving the bags on the couch.

"THATS A JOB DONE! Where to next?" Yelled Hams, unusually ecstatic.

"Next up, THE SCHUYLER SISTERS!" Said Sofia, fist pumping the air.

"Angelica!" You could guess who said that. Camilo was a die hard fan, making a reference whenever he could.

"Eliza!" Screamed Jarker

"AND VEGGIE!" Yelled Mikayla, earning a few giggles.

"THE SCHUYLER SISTERS!" We all yelled. If there was one thing we had in common, it was a love for the Hamilton musical.

"Jarker, Camilo, get the Schuyler sisters. Me and Mikayla will get Washington and Phillip. Turtle and Hams, you get Jefferson and Madison. That leaves you, Amelia and Olivia. Get the Reynolds." Before I could react, Sofia pressed the remote again, and we were off to Who Knows Where.

-JARKER P.O.V-

And so the American kidnapping begins, with my friends all scattered to the winds. Me and Camilo were at the Schuyler Mansion, 1798. The Schuylers had a big meet up together for a month, and we were going to use this opportunity to get them. (THIS IS NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE, THE LOOKS ARE THOUGH.) 

The Schuyler sisters were about to enter one of the bed rooms, and so we used this opportunity to strike. I had gotten Eliza and Peggy, while Camilo was struggling to drag Angelica to the portal.

As the portal closed, we realised we were the first ones back. We put the bags next to the others and labelled each one of them so we wouldn't forget. 

"Immigrants" Camilo whispered in my ear, not like anyone was going to notice.

"We get the job done." 

—MIKAYLA P.O.V—

Me and Sofia are in South Carolina, redefining Bravery.. Just kidding. We were at Washingtons house in Mount Vermon, 1798. 

"Ok, so who gets him?" I asked, hoping Sofia would do it.

"BOTH OF US OF COURSE!" Whisper-Yelled Sofia, almost gaining his attention. 

I groaned. Tiptoeing up to the former President, I hit him, SOFTLY. NOT HARD. In the back of the head. Me and Sofia then spent the next 2 minutes trying to drag him to the portal, which, mind you, was only 10 meters away. When we returned, we stuffed him in the bag, labelled it and realised we were second back. It was sad we didn't make it back first. Jarker and Camilo were singing 'Alexander Hamilton' while setting up Disney+. Oh boy, this was going to be a long year.

—SOFIA P.O.V—

Suddenly, I noticed we had forgotten a particular kid.

"FUDGE STICKS! WE FORGOT PHILLIP!" I yelled. Back into the portal we go. 

We entered the portal again, snatched Phillip moments before he was about to confront George Eacker, and put him in a bag next to Eliza and Alex. I wonder when the others will arrive.

—HAMS P.O.V—

When I finally get this portal to work, Turtle is there waiting, Underneath the desk. Yes, we had to use 2 seperate portals. Thank you Sofia. 

Jefferson and Madison were talking in front of us, talking about how much they hated Alex. Honestly, I hated the 3 equally. 

—TURTLE P.O.V— 

BOOM! Instead of hitting Madison in the head, I had completely missed him and instead hit an ink container next to him. Not good, not good. After another strike I had hit him. Lucky nobody else came in. Hams had knocked out Thomas quickly. We put the two in their own bags and dragged them back into the portal. We had came in 3rd. WOOP WOOP. At least it was better than last. The Hamilton soundtrack was being played, and everyone was vibing to 'THE SCHUYLER SISTERS' while singing along. 

I put Thomas' and James.M's bag next each other, in front of Hercules' and Lafayettes. After we had labelled the bags, we began singing 'Right hand man.' I didn't expect labelling the bags to take that long.

—AMELIA P.O.V—

WE HAD A SPY ON THE INSIDE, THATS RIGHT, ME! I had done research on where James and Maria stayed after you-know-what happened. (I didn't research it. I just assumed they'd be at their house, I don't know where else they would be at the time.)

Anyways, they were in the living room, asleep. Makes it even easier. Me and Olivia snuck up from behind and shoved the bag over their heads. Should've knocked them out but who gives. We got the job done. As we entered the portal and put the bags next to the others we realised we were last to return. The sound track was already at 'HISTORY HAS ITS EYES ON YOU'. 

Sofia had noticed us, and pressed a button on the remote. It was time to begin. And, if your wondering where King George, Samuel Seabury and Charles Lee were, well.. Lets say we had ACCIDENTALLY brought them in with the Hamilsquad (Hamilton, Burr, Lauren, Lafayette, Muligan).