A/N: This is an original song sung by my friend Jarker.

—3rd person—

Sofia: Guys, listen, Jarker is singing the song again!

Hams: Oh god.

All hosts (except Jarker and Sofia): Here we go again.

[Jarker (other room)]:

HOW IRONIC, HOW IRONIC,

HOW IRONIC IT IS!

ITS PIP IN A CHAIR!

Phillip: Wait, what?

[Jarker]:

YEAH, ITS PIP IN A CHAIR!

[All hosts singing along]:

HES SITTING THERE LIKE HE JUST DON'T CARE!

[Jarker]:

NOTHING IS A BOTHER,

HE'S JUST LIKE HIS FATHER!

Alex: Aw, they know how much of a genius he is.

Amelia: He fricking dies in a duel. So do you.

Phillip: wait, wh-

[Jarker and hosts singing along]:

 HOW IRONIC, HOW IRONIC,

HOW IRONIC IT IS,

ITS PIP IN A CHAIR!

Washington: this is weird.

Thomas and James R: Agreed.

WOO, ITS PIP IN A CHAIR!

Sofia: Weird part..

Madison: I'm already scarred, don't worry, it can't get much worse... Right?

((Weird part, it's cut out.)

HE LIKES HIS HAIR,

AND HE DOESN'T SHARE,

Phillip: Not true!

Camilo: OOH, IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT! IF N-

—cut out cuz it's gross—

—cut out again—

EVERYONE: WHAT!?

Sofia: HE DID NOT TELL ME THIS PART!

Just like that, everyone was disgusted. 

[Jarker]:

BUT HOW IRONIC, HOW IRONIC,

HOW IRONIC IT IS,

ITS PIP IN A CHAIR,

[Everyone but Phillip and Alex],

AW YEAH ITS PIP IN A CHAIR,

ITS PIP IN A CHAIR!

[Jarker]:

HE HAS A PET BEAR THAT HE KEEPS IN HIS LAIR,

HE LIKES HIS MONEY MONEYS,

Burr: Ok, this is this getting strange.

Peggy: I like it! AW YEAH, ITS PHILLIP IN A CHAIR!

—cut out for reasons—

Alex: Oh. Well. That's nice.

[Jarker]:

BUT HEY, WELL HOW IRONIC, HOW IRONIC

HOW IRONIC IT IS!

HOW IRONIC IT IS!

HOW IRONIC IT ISSSSSSS!

EVERYBODY!

[Everybody]:

ITS PIP IN A CHAIR!

[Jarker]:

BUM!

Jarker walked out of the room to find everybody laughing, half of them on the floor.

Jarker: Oh sh-t. They found out.