A/N: found out how to copy and paste lyrics on mobile. I will still be putting the names of who says it, but above it. If the character is speaking, it will be like this; Alex: / if it is the character from the musical speaking, it will be like this. [Alex]: / Thank you, and enjoy!

A/N 2: For who says who, I used the 'Hamilton: The Revolution' book. It's a great book which says who says what part and what they say.

—Alex P.O.V—
[Company]: 1776, New York City

Burr: Oh great. Here HE comes.

Alex: "HEY. I wasn't THAT bad, right?" At least I'm not as bad as that 'Thomas Jeffershit' who's probably married to macaroni.

[Alex:]

Parton me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

[Burr]:

That depends. Who's asking?

Mikayla: "Simple yes or no answer Burr.." I liked this Mikayla kid. She hated Burr with a 'Burr-ning passion too. (Unfunny joke. Sorry)

[Alex]: 

Oh, well, sure, sir. 

I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir

I have been looking for you

Phillip: That's creepy as, pops.

Jarker (In a crappy Hamilton accent): Look at me, I'm stalking Burr!

 Everyone in the room laughed at that. Even KG (King George) had a laugh. Except for me and Burr. We were too busy death-staring each other to care.

[Burr]:

 I'm getting nervous

Thomas: As you should, Hamilton is creepy as.

Phillip: WOOP, WOOP, STALKER ALERT!

Amelia: HAMILTON IS STALKING BURR, I REPEAT, CAUGHT IN 4K!

Oh god. Not again.

[Alex]: 
Sir, I heard your name at Princeton.
I was seeking an accelerated course of study,

Madison: *flashbacks of what happened when he tried to speedrun Princeton*

[Alex]: 
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours.
I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir.
He handles the financials?

Eliza: EXCUSE ME ALEXANDER, YOU DID WHAT!

Alex: No, I didn't!

[Burr]: 
You punched the bursar.

Everyone stared at me.

John: AH, I get it! He used 'bursar' because it rhymes with Burr, sir!

Amelia: No sh-, Sherlock!

Hams: Here we go again.

Sofia had pressed pause on the TV, but pressed play after Camilo elbowed her. Right in the ribs. Good one.. We should gang up on Thomas together.

[Alex]: 

Yes!

Alex: I DID NOT punch the Bursar! Like I said before!

Turtle: Actually, he didn't.. they just did that to rhyme, like Jon said.

[Alex]: 
I wanted to do what you did.
Graduate in two, then join the revolution.
He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid

Thomas: Your not stupid, your mentally braindead.

Alex: "Thank you Thomas. You too." Piece of sh-t. Hope he rots in hell.

[Alex]: 
So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

[Burr]: 
It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

[Alex]: 

You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan!

Amelia: Why the heck is he happy about being an orphan?

Peggy: Men are strange. Really, really strange.

Sofia & Mikayla: Yup.

Camilo: As I man, I can confirm that is 110% true.

[Alex]: 
God, I wish there was a war
Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for!

Maria: Why the heck would you wish for a war.

Peggy: Like I said, men are strange.

Jarker: 'I wish there was a war' -Alexander Hamilton, aged 14.

At least he got ONE part right.

[Burr]: 
Can I buy you a drink?

Alex: Free booze? Buy me multiple!

John, Lafayette & Hercules: US TOOO!

[Alex]: 
That would be nice

[Burr]: 
While we're talking
Let me offer you some free advice
Talk less

[Alex]: 
What?

Thomas: Like that'll work.

Madison: Talk less? I think he's going to talk more after that.

Washington: Not wrong.

Like Washingd- I mean WASHINGTON, said, they're not wrong, I'm NOT going to listen to Burr's stupid advice.

[Burr]: 

Smile more

[Alex]:

Ha

[Burr]: 

Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for.

Burr: Maybe if you listen, you wouldn't of gotten SHOT!

Camilo: IF YOU TALK YOUR GONNA GET SHOT!

Burr: And, here he goes again.

Thomas: "And, Like Burr said, you could've listened, but you didn't and here we are now, 200-something years into the future because of some crazy ass people and that black thing!" Jeffershit would point at the black box that the 'hosts' called a 'remote'. "We were right in the middle of work!" 

If there's one thing I have to agree with Jefferson on, it was that they were crazy ass people.

[Alex]: 

You can't be serious? 

[Burr]: 

You wanna get ahead?

[Alex]: 

Yes.

[Burr]: 

Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

[John]:

Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
What time is it?

John: "OMG IS THAT FORESHADOWING!?" John was freaking out, jumping in his seat. He almost jumped onto my lap. 

[John, Lafayette and Hercules]:

Showtime!

[Burr]:

Like I said...

John: OMG THE FORESHADOWING IS REAL! DOES THAT MEAN PHILLIP DIES TOO CUZ WE PLAYED BY THE SAME ACTOR!?

Sofia: "Smart! The person who plays you also plays Phillip, you both die in the play. As for Lafayette, Hercules, Thomas and Madison, you guys share actors. Lafayette and Thomas share Daveed Diggs, Hercules and Madison share Oak." Who has a name called Oak? Anyways. "This makes sense, as Lafayette and Hercules fought with him in war, and Thomas and Madison fought against him in cabinet meetings." 

That made sense now. Although, I don't get why Lafayette and Hercules shares roles with those (bleep).

Olivia: Jesus, that was long.

[John]:

Showtime! Showtime! Yo!
I'm John Laurens in the place to be!
Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three!
Those redcoats don't want it with me
'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!

John was bouncing in his seat, singing along with the song. Lafayettes face lit up when it went to his turn.

[Lafayette]:

Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!

Lafayette: Hey, why was it shorter?

John: First the best!

Mikayla: Wait, isn't it-

[Mulligan]:

Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?" (Ayy)
Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets 

Peggy: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE ACTUAL F-!?

Angelica: Language!

Everyone was shocked, except for Mulligan. His face was like a tomato.

[Lauren and Lafayette]:

Wow

[John]:

No more sex, pour me another brew, son!
Let's raise a couple more...

[Lauren, Lafayette, Mulligan]:
To the revolution!

Hamilsquad (except for Burr): TO THE REVOLUTIONN!

[Lauren]:

Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

[Mulligan]:

Aaron Burr!

Alex: "Sir!" :D

Burr: Are you serious..

[John]:

Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

[Burr]:

Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand
You spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see where we land

[Lafayette, Mulligan]:

 (Booo!)

Lafayette: "BOO!" Holy motherfudge. He has a thick accent.

[Lauren]:

Burr, the revolution's imminent.

What do you stall for?

[Alex]:

If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

Everyone but Burr: OOOH DRAMA!

[Lauren, Lafayette, Mulligan]:

Ooh

[Lauren]:

Who are you?

[Mulligan]:

 Who are you? 

[Lafayette]:

Who are you?

Thomas: You have more of an accent than I do, wow.

[All 3: 

Ooh, who is this kid?
What's he gonna do?

John: WHAT I GOTTA DO TO BE WITH YOU? I mean, what's he gonna DO?

James R: Oh sh-t.

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A/N: Things gonna get messy in the next chapter, OOH!