—3RD PERSON—

Sofia: Sweet Jesus..

Camilo: What is it?

Sofia: We hit 250 reads.. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!?

Camilo: SHOWTIME!

Jarker: Like I S- I mean, tell the others! It's time!

—In the main room—

Alex: Thomas, it's clear that Magenta is the worst colour, I don't get how you like it.

Thomas: MAGENTA IS WAY BE-

Sofia: GUYS, WE GOT 250 READS! Take a seat! It's reaction time! Today, we'll be reacting to.. a Hamilton Australia Teaser! Since I'm Australian, I watched that Hamilton first. Let's go!

Camilo: The song in it is another song called 'Yorktown.'

Alex: Isn't that where we win?

Jarker: JUST YOU WAIT! Anyways, here are playbills for who plays who.

Each person gets a playbill.

Amelia: Showtime!

* P L A Y *

[Company]: 

The world turned upside down..

Alex: Holy sweet Jesus, they have real guns!

Olivia: They're props!

Alex: OH

[Company]:

The world turned upside down, down, down! 

Washington: Why do I have a beard?

Peggy & KG (King George): ITS MEEE

* beat change, Yorktown - The fight part of the song *

Thomas: Holy Macaroni, that beat change was just..

Mulligan: ITS ME SUCKASSSS

James R: Woah, look! It's all of us!

[Company]:

Left! Right! Hold!

Alex: What are they saying?

[Company]:

Go!

What!?

Eliza: Is that me, burning stuff?..

Sofia: Oh sheets. They found out too soon.

What!?

Everyone: WHAT?

Thomas: Whaaaaaaa?

What!?

Everyone: * vibing to the song *

KG: This is quite an amazing song if I say so myself.

[Company]:

The world turned upsideee down.

Everyone singing along: THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWNNNNN!

[Audience]: 

(Cheering)

Angelica: HOLY JEEZ THAT WAS AMAZING!

Eliza: I know! 

Turtle: Glad you enjoyed! See all of you guys next time on..

Everyone: HAMILTON INTO THE FUTURE!

Hercules: Hamilton and Jefferson getting into a fight while we eat popcorn!..

* awkward silence *

Alex:...

Thomas: So, like I said.. Magenta is a great colour.

Alex: IS NOT YOU LI-

Sofia: Here we go again..

Lafayette: I GOT THE POPCORN!