Sunny: I dare Alex, Laf, and John, to learn how to make tissue paper flowers. With first graders.
Alex: that shouldn't be hard.
John: that sounds fun!
~~~~~at the class~~~~~~
Teacher: okay, first you grab some colored tissue paper.
Alex: *grabs a red one*
John: *grabs a orange one*
Everyone but Laf: *grabs a blue one*
Laf: *grabs a green paper* I do not want to make a vert fleur! I want a blue one!
Teacher: 2 more childish acts and I'll have Washington come to get you.
Kevin (student): too bad.
Teacher: so first you fold it in half.
Everyone: *folds papers in half*
Teacher: now fold it again-
Kevin: Teacher! Lafayette gave me a black eye!
Laf: he ripped my paper!
Teacher: *hands Laf a green paper* no more giving people black eyes, Marquis.
Laf: I don't want to make a vert fleur.
~~~~35 minutes later~~~~~~~
Teacher: now, everyone, unfold it!
Everyone but Laf: *unfolds paper and gasps*
Laf: *unfolds his paper* mine is ugly.
John: well you must've folded it wrong-
Laf: non. *crumples up everyone's flower, throwing his away*
Teacher: alright that's it. *calls Washington* you need to come get your sons
Alex: I'm not his son!
Washington: I'll be right there.. *lets out a long, heavy sigh*
~~~~10 minutes later~~~~~~~
Laf: *pouting while sitting on the table*
Washington: *walks in* come on Laf, let's go home.
Laf: *puts his hands out* s'il vous plaît?
Washington: fine. Come on John, Alex. *picks up Laf like a child and walks away*
Alex: that's all!
John: yep! Goodbye!