billcipher111 asks "John what is ur fav turtle species"
John: uh possibly the sea turtle? And I like those because they're really cool. And big.
Alex: huh. John, how many species of turtles are there?
John: 7, I think. You'd think I'm an expert, but nah man.
Eliza: that's cool. What do turtles eat?
John: lettuce, obviously!
Eliza: do they really leave their babies once they are born?
John: yeah.. It's sad.. But-
Alex: c'est la vie.
Philip: tutle?
John: kid, honestly I could go on and on, but you probably wouldn't care.
Philip: tutles go moo?
John: Pip, no, cows go moo. Just listen to What Does The Fox Say. That'll set you straight.
Philip: do tutles like swim?
John: yes, turtles like to swim.
Philip: *has a baby turtle in his hand* look! Tutle!
John: oh Philip, you shouldn't hold them
Philip: dada gave to me! It name Johnny! An why?
John: like I said-
Burr: that's my line!
John: sorry Burr. Johnny likes to swim, Philip.
Philip: okie! *puts the turtle away*
Burr: stay tuned for the next chapter! And someone please give Laf a dare. Bye!