T.JefferSINS has renamed the group to
Southern Mouther Fuckin Democratic Republicans

TurtlesandFreckles: The HELL Jefferson?

Shrek.: Goddamnit.

cinabun: Language boys.

Confused: Meh. Leave em be, Eliza.

PegLeggy: ALEXANDER

Shrek.: PEGGY

BurrnamWood: Wow.

T.JefferSINS: wow

IFukHorses: NO MORE SEX

BAGUETTE: Oh... okay

TurtlesandFreckles: WE GET IT YOU TWO ARE KINKY

PegLeggy: *deep breath*

PegLeggy is typing...

Confused: NO

PegLeggy is typing...

Shrek.: Stop.

PegLeggy is typing...

BurrnamWood: Peggy stop typing.

T.JefferSINS has added jemmyy to
Southern Mother Fuckin Democratic Republicans.

T.JefferSINS: Jem, save us.

jemmyy: What now? I don't wanna deal with this. I'm sick.

Confused: Of course you are.

jemmyy: At least I know my sexual orientation.

cinabun: Stop being mean James.

Shrek.: YEAH JAMES

PegLeggy: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYY

Confused: Peggy stop.

PegLeggy: Neva. You're not my dad!

cinabun has added PhilSchuy. to Southern Mother Fuckin Democratic Republicans

PhilSchuy.: Pegs, stop.

Shrek.: Heh... hi... Mr. Schuyler

T.JefferSINS: Jem, You want popcorn?

jemmyy: Nah

Confused: Hiya Dad

PhilSchuy.: Hey Angie

TurtlesandFreckles: MR. SCHUYLER YOU MAY HAVE NO STRAIGHT CHILDREN

PhilSchuy.: I know.

Shrek.: Wow.

cinabun: Oops...?

Confused: Psh..

PegLeggy: EL IS AS STRAIGHT AS A GAY UNICORN JUMPING OVER A RAINBOW AND ANGIE IS JUST CONFSUED AS HELL

BurrnamWood:  I'm surprised no one has commented on how clever my name is.

IFukHorses: That's because nobody cares Aaron.

BAGUETTE: THAT'S TRUE

T.JefferSINS: 1780 A WINTERS BALL

jemmyy: Fuuuuuu-

HellYes: UHOH

cinabun: Maria, I love you. I really d, but now not the time.

PhilSchuy.: Looks like you made the wrong sucker a cukold.

Confused: Dad please don't.

PegLeggy: Dad is cooler then half of you... wow.

BurrnamWood: I'm still offended from Hercules comment earlier.

IFukHorses: Good.

Shrek.: Now time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled.

cinabun: This is why we are no longer dating Alexander.

TurtlesandFreckles: Psh. I stole him.

PhilSchuy.: I thought you two broke up because you both we're gay as hell?

PegLeggy: Haha!

PhilSchuy.: Also, Burr, nobody gives a shit about you and what you do.

BAGUETTE: ROASTED

PhilSchuy.: *Burrned

T.JefferSINS: The hell is the group chat

jemmyy: No idea but it's entertaining.

Shrek. has added WashingDad to Southern Mother Fuckin Democratic-Republicans

HellYes: And hey, you can keep seeing my whore wife

T.JefferSINS: Is the price is right

cinabun: The fuck is wrong with everyone?

Confused: ELIZABETH SCHUYLER THAT'S A VERY BAD WORD

PegLeggy: ATTA GIRL EL

BurrnamWood: Still offended.

IFukHorses has kicked BurrnamWood from Southern Mother Fuckin Democratic Republicans

WashingDad: Alexander, why did you add me?

Shrek.: Because you're cool

WashingDad: ..

jemmyy: If not I'm telling your wife

WahsingDad: I HID THE LETTER AND I RACED TO HER PLACE

Shrek.: SCREAMED HOW COULD YOU IN HER FACE

cinabun: SHE SAID

PhilSchuy.: NO SIR

TurtlesandFreckles: HALF DRESSED APOLOGETIC

PegLeggy: A MESS SHE LOOKED PATHETIC

BAGUETTE: SHE CRIED

IFukHorses: PLEASE DON'T GO SIR

WashingDad: SO WAS THE WHOLE STORY A SETUP

HellYes: I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT ANY LETTER

Confused: If you can't beat em join them...

Confused: STOP CRYING GODDAMNIT GET UP

PhilSchuy.: THERE'S THE ANGELICA I RAISED

BAGUETTE: YOU ARE NO LONGER ON BURR'S LEVEL

Confused: I WAS NEVER ON BURR'S LEVEL