*One day, the stooges were painting the interior of the Halliwell manor. They had no idea that the Halliwell sisters were witches. Anyway, as they were painting, Curly had accidentally painted Moe's face.*

Moe: WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE PAINTING?!?!?!?!?!?

Curly: I'll paint where I'm looking! *sticks his tongue out, but Moe paints it*

Curly:*spits out paint* I'LL FIX YOU!!!!!!!!!

*Curly then paint Moe's face again, and a paint fight happened. The four were throwing paint at each other. Then, Moe threw a paint bucket at Curly, but Prue rushed in and used her powers to freeze it.*

Curly: NYAAAAAHHH, AAAAHHHHH, AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moe: DID YOU TURN THE AIR CONDITIONER ON FULL BLAST AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

*Bops him in the nose. HONK*

Shemp: Wait a minute! Look! The clock stopped!

Moe: Nyaaaah!

Larry: What's going on here?!

*Prue unfreezes time, and the paint bucket dumped onto Shemp's head.*

Curly: WHAT'S THE IDEA?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Prue: You idiots! Look at yourselves!

Moe: How did you do that?!

Phoebe: Looks like it's time to tell you four the truth.

Shemp: What do you mean?

Piper: Boys...... we're witches.

*The boys laughed. And then stopped when they realized they weren't kidding.*

Larry: You're....... witches?!

Prue: Yes, we are.......!

Curly: NYAAAAAHHH, AAAAHHHHH, AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED!!!!!!!! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!!!!!!!!!

Moe: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

*They were running around in circles and all over the house. Leo and Barbas walked in.*

Leo: I'm guessing you girls told them, right?

Piper: Yep!

Leo: GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!

*They stopped.*

Curly: Leo! What are you doing here?! How did you get in?!

Leo: I can orb magically, but that's not the point! These witches here are the good ones!

Stooges: Oh......!

Barbas: Listen, gentlemen, we got you four jobs at the Hobart State Penitentiary. It's a place for rogue witches and warlocks. And rogue demons.

Leo: They could use four guards to keep the prisoners from escaping. Are you up for it?

Stooges: Yes, sir!

Leo: Good! Now, go and get yourselves cleaned up.

*Later, the boys met up with Nathaniel Pratt.*

Moe: Hello, Mr. Pratt! We're ready to start!

Nathaniel: Excellent! Your job is to make sure these convicts don't escape. They used their powers to rob banks and murder innocent lives.

Curly: NYAAAAAHHH, AAAAHHHHH, AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Moe: Don't worry, boss! You can count on us!

Nathaniel: Good luck, boys!

*Meanwhile, the convicts were planning an escape.*

Rogue witch: Looks like we got us 4 suckers who have brains the size of peanuts! Let's scare them!

Rogue Demon: You got the keys?

Warlock: Yes! Let's do it!

*They put on their costumes and hacked the lock on the glass door.*

*Later, the boys had split up. They guarded each section of the penitentiary. Unfortunately, Curly was unaware that the convicts had already escaped. That was until he came up to an empty cell.*

Curly: NYAAAAAHHH, AAAAHHHHH, AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! A JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY, FELLAS!!!!!!!!! THE CROOKS ARE GONE!!!!!!!!!

Moe: SEAL ALL THE EXITS!!!!!!!!

*Moe pressed the button, but it didn't work. The wires were cut.*

Larry: Now, what are we gonna do?!

Moe: We'll search the entire prison!

*Suddenly, the lights went off. The stooges were all spooked.*

Moe: I think those convicts are trying to scare us away!

Warlock: You got that right.

Moe: Don't say that!

Curly: I didn't say anything!

Larry: Me neither!

Shemp: Me neither!

*They all turned around and saw the warlock wearing a monster costume. They all screamed and ran with their flashlights. They came to a stop.*

Moe: We gotta catch those crooks!

Larry: And how!

*Then, Shemp and Curly saw the rogue witch dressed up like a vampire bride.*

Shemp: BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE!!!!!!!!

Curly: ABABABABABABABABABABA!!!!!!!!!!

Moe: SHUT UP, OPERA SINGERS!!!!!!! THIS AIN'T THE TIME FOR SINGING!!!!!!!!!

*Larry turned and saw*

Larry: M...M....Mo...MOE!!!!!

*Moe turned around*

Moe: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *his hair raises*

*The stooges ran again and stopped.*

Moe: Don't be scared...... but LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!

*They couldn't find the way out. Then, the rogue demon put a fake skeleton in front of them.*

Stooges: NYAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Curly:*barks*

*They ran then stopped when they heard an explosion. They caught the bad guys. And hit them on the heads.*

Stooges: Success!

*Lights came back on, and Nathaniel was impressed.*

Nathaniel: Well done, boys! How about some dinner in my office?

Curly: Sointley!

*As Nathaniel opened the door to his office, the skeleton dropped down.*

Nathaniel and Stooges: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*They all ran out of the prison.*

The End (of episode)

Note: The next episode will be where Shemp falls in love with Paige Matthews.